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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 07:49 PM
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If it makes everyone feel better

I'll change my name to Dookus and get a dog :evilgrin:

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matcom

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Wed Nov-17-04 07:53 PM
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1. YES!!

that rat BASTARD DS1 was FUCKING ANNOYING!!

DOOKUS LIVES!!!

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 07:58 PM
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4. Dookus is dead! Long live Dookus!

And his puppy too!

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matcom

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Wed Nov-17-04 07:59 PM
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5. PUMPKIN IS DEAD!!

LONG LIVE DS1!

that bitch is HISTORY tonight!

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:00 PM
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7. May I Reign SUPREME!!!!

*blink your eyes really fast so I get a spif anime effect*

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matcom

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:01 PM
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9. your in trouble

you said "spif"

Skinner has banned for less

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:02 PM
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12. What is he, the Ponspificate now?

:evilgrin:

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hunter

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:08 PM
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16. Skinner is the best damned cat herder in the Universe.

Shit.

His Ponspification puts us all to shame.

Yeah.

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:10 PM
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19. Skinner's a crazy cat lady?

Wow, he seemed pretty normal in Boston :shrug:

Must've been a robot version

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hunter

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:28 PM
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28. You've probably kissed the Pope too.

Um, he doesn't have a "robot version" does he?

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belladonna

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Wed Nov-17-04 07:55 PM
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2. Hmmm... I dunno

Are you nekkid and do you have a flashlight? That might make me feel just a tiny bit better :(

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 07:57 PM
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3. Oh?

You want to go camping and hear the story about the Evil Snake of Southhampton?

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belladonna

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:00 PM
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6. Well, I do have that fear of snakes

But I hear snakehandling is a great way to conquer that particular fear :evilgrin:

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:01 PM
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8. Charmed, I'm sure

;-)

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:01 PM
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10. As Dookus, you cannot

have a beard. My offer stands. Ten thousand pesos and a vial of baby tears; you give me the beard. We meet in TJ, at midnight, in the donkey's stall. He'll be out performing then. You in?

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:02 PM
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11. The last time you asked me if I was in

I turned on the light and found MYSELF in the Donkey stall!

Fuck you Short Bus ( h ) ! NEVER AGAIN!

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matcom

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:05 PM
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13. *singing*

you did short bus....

you did short bus....

he has ssstttuuuuffffff

he has ssstttuuuuffffff

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:06 PM
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14. If catch any wind of you doing the Mexican Hat Dance tonight

I'll kill you.

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:07 PM
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15. Hrm. since you seem to know so much...

does this "ssstttuuuuffffff" of which you speak itch terribly, and kinda smell bad?

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:08 PM
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17. Despite what your Tijuanan pharmacist says, Drano is not for

cleaning facial pores.

Leave it alone.

And don't give any to Esso

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:16 PM
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20. And how's the lovely Esso even figure into this?

You haven't given her the rash, too, have you? You MAGNIFICENT, SCAVERY BASTARD!

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:17 PM
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21. She's got a tendency to consume household cleaners

no comment!

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:20 PM
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22. That could only ever be good in one distinct way.

I mean, if you could grab her by the ankles and wheelbarrow her around the house, and it came clean, that'd be pretty effin' cool.

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:25 PM
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25. I dunno

I've had "Free Wheelbarrow Rides" flyers posted all around the campus up the road - still no takers.

Let's not and say we did, m'kay? :-)

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matcom

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:08 PM
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18. smells like Virgin Grilled Cheese

you better get some cream

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:21 PM
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23. Baileys Irish, or Gold Bond Medicated?

;-)

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matcom

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:23 PM
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24. Squid

Giant Squid stuffed full of Cocaine

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DS1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:26 PM
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26. Ohhhh!

We should sell it to doctors as a seafood allergen test.

Here kid, snort this!

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matcom

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:26 PM
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27. sorry, can't type anymore

i'm outta ink

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lapfog_1

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Wed Nov-17-04 08:33 PM
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29. 7 virgins and a mule

keep it cool, keep it cool.

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Nov-17-04 09:08 PM
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30. Yes, but will you have a raccoon entering your house through the cat door?

Edited on Wed Nov-17-04 09:08 PM by GOPisEvil

Will this raccoon flip you off and steal your food?

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