Please tell me exactly how does ONE

[Taverner]

suck a fuck?

[brainshrub]

1. It involves cheese whiz & an electrical outlet.

I'd explain it here, but I'm busy learning tantra. (I have my Argentine music all ready to go.)

[Lady Sonelle]

2. To Suck A Fuck...

Requires a duck,
Some masking tape
And a little luck.

It's also nice
To have on hand
Two cases of Stoli
And a baby grand,

A bottle of lube
An inner tube,
An elatable, datable
Inflatable boob,

Five Chinese gongs,
A double dong,
A picture of Nixon
Would not be wrong.

Some porno flicks
Transsexual chicks
A Baptist preacher
With a three inch dick!

It might be fun
To tell how 'tis done,
Half a dozen the other
Or six of one.

It might be keen
To describe the scene
But to go into details,
Would be TOO obscene!

Lady Sonell