Rate our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ as the 2008 nominee

[Dickie Flatt]

With runningmate Martin Luther, "A Reformer With Results"

[UpsideDownFlag]

1. well, since he's a white american jesus....

pretty damn well.

[BamaLefty]

5. ----

Folks love to make fun of the red staters for being church kool-aid drinkers.

It backfires!

Yes, I go to church. Yes, I am a proud Democrat. Yes, I am a proud liberal.

But guys, lets not get down on these hicks' that I live around levels. They are stupid! But lets let it die okay?

We need somebody like Jimmy Carter to target evangelicals, because as we learned 3 weeks ago... they can decide an election.

[NYC Liberal]

6. Would the "Right" vote for Jesus...

if they saw how he most likely ACTUALLY looked?

[Dez]

11. That dude doesn't LOOK LIKE

a Republican! *LoL*

[RPM]

2. too liberal....

nope - too liberal; the party must move right!!!!

:eyes:

[Dez]

Tell me, at what point in history

did Jesus go blonde?

[RPM]

10. not sure - but I am shocked he hasnt gotten Highlights yet

[Tweed]

3. Yep, too liberal

The Republicans will say he is a communist. Help the poor! Don't kill! He's out of touch with America!

[amerikat]

4. way to liberal to even win a primary .

I wonder how Rove would spin Jesus vs Repub candidate?

[Gnscih]

7. Tax and spend liberal

They'll crucify him in the primaries...

[distantearlywarning]

8. Nah. Won't appeal to the voting machines... n/t

[noordinaryspider]

12. Wrong on social services, wrong on crime, wrong on defense,

http://www.wiseass.org/

My link's kind of messed up; you'll have to look for the link to the "Jesus ad" on the left hand side of the "Content" page.

[The Straight Story]

9. The way some people act at political conventions and rallies

You'd think both sides were voting for a diety "I shook his hand!", "He saw me!", check out my new cups, stickers, and pins.

No matter what negative comes out in relation to their core beliefs they cast them off and ignore them, or spin them, so that their candidate looks like the party and world savior. Vote X or the world will end, children will die, all will be lost....

Ranting Over. For now :)