Do you have $21.54? If you do, you may want one of these!

[Jack Schitt]

A George W. Bush garden gnome! That's right! This Yard Gnome stands approxamately 10 inches tall. Each one is hand painted on top of a very sturdy ceramic body. Perfect for display inside as well as outdoors!

Put a Bush in Your Yard Today!



You can buy one here!

[LastKnight]

1. whatever it is, it better be durable.

cause id smash the living crap outta it, and then id throw a bag of pretzels at it.

-LK

[Jack Schitt]

3. I don't know about you...

but this gnome scares the living hell out of me. :scared:

[amber dog democrat]

2. I'd just as soon use it for target practice

There is something seriously wrong with this iconography.

[warrens]

4. Heck, you can get the brand new Turkey Dinner Bush doll for that

And now, I am not kidding. It comes with a platter and a plastic turkey. I posted the actual press release this morning.

The guy who did this should be hung by his thumbs.

[GingerSnaps]

5. Hollow is out and put a slot on the back

You would have a personalized * bank.

[MuseRider]

6. For my dogs

Christmas present, something I want them to piss on!

[countmyvote4real]

7. Anyone got a shrub head toilet scrubber for sale?

That would be both practical and motivational for me to do that chore.

[Deja Q]

8. And who said garden gnomes were NOT tacky?

:eyes:

:shrug:

[Endangered Specie]

9. mmm... I wonder how far our gun dungenors can hit that from?

[nytemare]

10. they need to send it around the world

and take pictures of it like the Gnome in "Amelie". At least the gnome might learn something, unlike it's likeness.

[politicat]

11. If someone gave me that, I'd have to go learn how to use a gun.

Because an arrow won't break that nearly as effectively.

And that would be fun to break. Repeatedly.

Pcat

[procrastinator]

12. Uhhh...... no.