"In a move sure to increase an already bitter transatlantic trade row, the European parliament today voted to declare American president George W. Bush a genetically modified organism, thus requiring him to be labeled conspicuously as such when traveling anywhere within the European Union. "His bizarre admixture of personality traits, from the infantile belligerence and pinheaded parochialism to the almost medieval religious zealotry, could not possibly have come about as the result of the ordinary processes of natural selection," according to an EU scientific study obtained by the Brains Trust. "We are forced to conclude that a deliberate and indeed malignant agency has tampered with the subject's genetic code," the report stated...."
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