The latest xenophobia from Jack Chick!

[mac56]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp

He must have milked his anti-Catholicism for all it's worth - time now to pick a new scapegoat religion.

Chick picks his villians the way pro wrestling does - popular, easy to caricature, and scares the hell out of rednecks.

[WoodrowFan]

1. and check how he draws the teacher

she looks like a cartoon wicked witch.. Shows you his opinion of public schools quite clearly.

[mac56]

2. Yeah, I caught that too.

"Ms. Henn"

What's with grandpa and his eye patch?

[WoodrowFan]

3. I think

he plucked it after he saw Grandma nekkid.


Seriosly, I've seen that teacher in his previous comics as she introduced a gay couple to the class.

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Ms. Henn is a recurring character in the Chickiverse

She's very, VERY heathen. And yes, the witchiness is implied.

[asthmaticeog]

4. "We're leaving for the airport RIGHT NOW"

He doesn't even try to be subtle. In a way I gues it's why I love his tracts, but man, what a dick.

[mac56]

13. "But I'm not finished..."

"Oh, yes, you are!"

Subtle as a flying mallet, that Chick.

[trotsky]

5. Ah, Chick.

What I particularly "love" about that strip is how he totally doesn't get how his criticisms of Islam apply to Xianity as well.

When grandpa knocks the Hadith because it's just "what people SAY Mohammed did and said," I can't help but laugh because that's exactly what the relationship is between the Gospels and Jesus!

People like Chick will never understand, and will continue to hate everyone who doesn't subscribe to their tiny fundamentalist views.

Oh, and the "magic words" to be come a Muslim - LOL.

[ET Awful]

10. DON'T EVER SAY THOSE WORDS!!!!!

This guy is so far around the bend he's almost back to the beginning :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. And they way they act shocked - SHOCKED I TELL YOU - that Mohammed

had slaves.

HE OWNED SLAVES??!!

Yeah, like Abraham......and the Hebrew people....

[trotsky]

15. LMAO that too!

The bible even lays out rules on how you should treat your slaves!

[MountainLaurel]

20. Not to mention the Moon God thing

It doesn't occur to Xians that the stories about God, Noah, Jesus, Mary, etc., are all REAL similar to stories that had been floating around the Mediterranean and the Fertile Crescent for millenia before Christ was supposedly born.

[Squeech]

6. "Including the dinosaurs"

Nice touch, that. Is he feeling personally threatened by evolutionists?

[trotsky]

7. You haven't seen his anti-evolution tract?

Oh boy, it's a doozy.

[WoodrowFan]

8. i have, on man

so many lies and so much ignorance packed into so few tiny pages!!!

[ghostsofgiants]

9. I had a Muslim woman speak about Islam in my history class on Monday

It is amazing how fucked up public perception of Islam is.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

11. Erm...Jacob had two wives and two concubines...who were his slaves

Tamar slept with her father in law...

But I guess that doesn't count because it's in the Christian Bible.

[arwalden]

14. STOP BASHING CHRISTIANS!!!

Jack Chick is only writing as "a matter of conscience and personal conviction". How can we fault him for that? :eyes:

And dontcha just love his gay-themed tracts?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

16. Yep, the Sodom and Gomorrah is greeeat.

Good old Lot wasn't didn't let the bad people get the angels...ooops though, they forgot to mention he offered to let the people rape his virgin daughter repeatedly. Like a good christian, I guess.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Stop shouting!!

You made me drop my crystal into a bad chi flow on the floor.

Now I have to reionize it though ohmic meditation vibrations, and I'm already late for work down at the organic all-natural vegan food pantry where I do tarot readings for people who wear cut off shorts made from hemp and have straggly beards and are severely malnourished so as to look like skeletons.

[Orsino]

19. Jeez, Warn a Guy, Why Doncha...

I was reading the tract out loud, and when I got to the magic words, I ALMOST BECAME A MUSLIM!!!!