OMG!! Are You Watching CNN??

[arwalden]

[Ediacara]

1. no, why?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. TURN ON THE TV NOW!

[Itascapark]

24. Shame Shame Shame

:( :silly: :wtf:

[BurtWorm]

3. Wha? 'Sapp'nin'?

:wtf:

[WilliamPitt]

4. OMG!!!!!!1111111

[havocmom]

5. No, why? Are they doing something useful for a change?

;)

What's up, Allen?

[phantom power]

6. jesus fucking christ, what is it?

[Jack Schitt]

7. Details please.

:)

[Roxy66]

8. What is on now!!!

[mak3cats]

9. OK, somebody clue us in!!!

I'm at work and nowhere near a TV!!!

[BurtWorm]

10. This is the most useful list of posts I've seen yet.

:wtf: IS HAPPENING?!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

11. I got a Ford commerical

The car, not the "president."

What happened?

[tridim]

12. OMG! Franken is wearing a poncho!

[deutsey]

18. And then that thing came out of his NOSE. OMG!

[trotsky]

13. OMG WTF LOL!!!!1111!1!!

[WoodrowFan]

14. they're jerking us around (NT)

[Az_lefty]

15. ???

:wtf:

[Richardo]

16. LOL! You're an evil evil man, Allen...

Tsk tsk.

That goes for NSMA and WillPitt as well. ;-)

[BurtWorm]

17. I sense a conspiracy.

:evilfrown:

[Goldmund]

19. After seeing that, I'm afraid I've forever lost my innocence.

[Jack Schitt]

20. "We got hosed, Tommy. We got hosed."

"Oh Davey."

[Rhiannon12866]

21. I see commercials. n/t

[hang a left]

22. Somebody check his ID

I don't think he is old enough to be in here.

[Itascapark]

23. Fucker's

Stop messing around..

[NJ_Lib]

25. This is your idea of "funny"?

That's like shouting "OH MY GOD" to a crowd in a hospital waiting for their loved-one to come out of surgery, and then saying, "Oh, never mind, I was Oh-my-Godding the beautiful day outside"

Not nice...

[wtmusic]

26. They're showing Allen dressed up as Agnes Moorehead

I've already seen this segment

[WoodrowFan]

30. I LOVE that!

I love when he mimics Endora messing up Darwood's, er, Darrin's name..

[wtmusic]

31. I do a GREAT Uncle Albert impersonation

but Blitzer won't return my phone calls.

It's kinda hard to do online, but here goes:

"Oh...SAMMY!"

Whadya think?

[arwalden]

33. Who Is Uncle Albert?

Do you mean Uncle Arthur?

[wtmusic]

35. Arthur...Albert

Paul Lynde.

[WoodrowFan]

36. Arthur

[MallRat]

44. We're so sorry, Uncle Albert.

But we haven't done a bloody thing all day.

[billyoc]

27. NO!! Of course not!! It SUCKS!!!!

:)

[pagerbear]

28. Am I going to have to spank you?

(Or is such a suggestion too naughty for the mods?)

[arwalden]

43. Yes.

I'm waiting.

[JimmyJazz]

29. OMG - YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF REACTIONARY EXTREMISTS!

:P

[miss_kitty]

39. hey!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

41. I meant you, too

:hi: back at ya!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

32. You, sir...

Are a wacky knucklehead. ;-)

[arwalden]

42. Ya think?

:hi:

[Javaman]

34. Jeeeez, it was almost 20 posts before you all figure it out as a joke...

[NJ_Lib]

37. Thanks for the laugh...

NOT!!!!!

[CatBoreal]

38. Not funny to do that to someone....

.... who does not have access to TV!

I thought someone died!

Cam

[Kahuna]

40. No. Starve the filthy beast.

:puke: