My bfa has been lying to me again. Need advice

[Susang]

How do you get your damn diplomas to shut the fuck up? All day it's "I'm so smart" and "I graduated Magna Cum Laude". Pretentious asshole! :mad:

What should I do?

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. My bsj has been a bull-shitting jerk to me all day.

I don't know what to do with it either.

[Susang]

5. I say dump it!

What's it going to do, retaliate?

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. It may be a bull-shitting jerk....

...but it's MY bull-shitting jerk.

[Susang]

24. Hey, possession is 9/10ths of the law!

Lord knows you paid for it! ;-)

[rurallib]

2. what's a BFA? n/t

[Book Lover]

6. Bachelors in Fine Arts

or "I spent five hours in the studio today and all I came up with was this painting of a spark plug."

[WindRavenX]

19. LOL

Ohhh the artist are gonna have your head on a plate for that :)

[Richardo]

3. Make it listen to Alan Jackson songs...read Dan Brown books

Watch Brueckheimer movies. That'll show that uppity elitist.

[Phillycat]

32. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you, Richardo.

[Redleg]

4. Honey, is that you?

I'm really sorry but my Ph.D., M.S., and B.S. do mean I am damned smart- and I'm good looking to boot!

[GOPisEvil]

7. You should hear what my B.S. is saying!

:o

[Susang]

9. I'm guessing it's talking shit again

:P

[GOPisEvil]

16. It's a B.S. in Political Science, so of course it's talking shit!

:P

[emulatorloo]

8. My ABD is complaining about why didn't I finish my dissertation

so I could have gotten a real low paying job as a hapless liberal arts professor.

[Susang]

12. My BFA is always asking when I'm going to have an MFA

It wants a little brother or sister, the fucking tyrant! :mad:

[emulatorloo]

20. My two MA's won't stop fighting each other!

All they do is argue about which one is more important!

Quite frankly, they have both been useless to me.

[tigereye]

21. my sister's ABD wants to talk to yours

[Zomby Woof]

10. I haven't lied to you!

Oh, you didn't mean Big Fucking Asshole. :o

[Nestea]

14. SNARF

;)

[miss_kitty]

11. My BFA keeps screaming at me

from Cornish :(

[Nestea]

13. My BS has been bullshitting me

I want to kill it.

[Wat_Tyler]

15. It's your bra - your bra is lying to you.

IT CAN SUPPORT NOTHING. NOTHING!

[Susang]

30. Not possible

Can you guess why? :evilgrin:

[Wat_Tyler]

31. Yes. I imagine I can.

But I can say nothing. Nothing!

[RPM]

18. his diplomas should have a smoking accident

how well does sheepskin burn?

[tigereye]

22. my BA Lit has also been notoriously unresponsive

[salin]

23. maybe remind him

that milk cu magna-neseum is nothing to brag about ...

[Gemini Cat]

25. I made my BA in sociology the worthless f*ck that it is

go hide in a trunk.

[KG]

26. my BSA has been lying to me.

[Susang]

27. I don't believe you

Only Harley Davidsons lie. And I oughta know.

[Renew Deal]

28. yo

[jpgray]

29. This copycat is a work of art

You know--no arms, nice rack.

:D