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Fri Nov-19-04 09:11 PM
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I drank too much wine, and now I shall make up haikus about bush |
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that bastard.
George bush is a total fucking bastard and he can kiss my white boot-ay.
george bush does not care about you or you or you least of all the trees.
(I had a wine called Fat Bastard. IT is a shiraz, whatever that is and the word bastard just makes me think of that bastard!)
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:12 PM
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Condi worships Bush So blind is she to his lies She thinks he's truthful
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:13 PM
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they can all kiss my ass.
pucker up!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:16 PM
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condom worships bush lovers of hatred so alike yet we get screwed
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:16 PM
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that was so deep an dso tryue
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:13 PM
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3. I saw that wine in yesterday; it's from Australia. How was it? |
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:15 PM
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and at first I didn't liek it but DAM I like it now!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:16 PM
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7. LoL- I've had Fat Bastard shiraz |
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it ain't half bad for 10 bucks a bottle.
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:17 PM
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It was 8 bucks man!
And it rocks pretty good
just got done listneing to some Jay-Z
you be pimpin
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:16 PM
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You fucking bastard You damned lieing hypocrite I can't stand your ass
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:18 PM
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THAT IS THE BEST HAIKU EVER!!!! FUCKING A!!!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:21 PM
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You are a war crook! Who would Jesus bomb, asshole? Blood is on your hands!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:22 PM
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GOPisevil is our OFFICIAL HAIKU WRITER OF ALL TIME
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:27 PM
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22. How about one for Tom DeLay? |
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Hey there, Hot Tub Tom! Having trouble with ethics? You're a big crook, jerk!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:29 PM
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you are totally blowing me away. That one made me tear up.
Applause, applause applause.
You are definitely NOT harshing my buzz
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:31 PM
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27. How about pRick Perry? |
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Hey Guv'nor Goodhair, You're a worthless piece of crap! Beware One Tough Gramma!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:32 PM
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28. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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I FUCKING HATE HIM!!!!!!!
Hey if we hung out in Austin we would totally have a bitchin time wouldnt we?
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:34 PM
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You should come down for a visit! We'll have a blast!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:35 PM
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33. nex timt I know of is June of 05 |
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but I will be there sooner you going to democracyfest 05 in June?
I am going down to see my friends soon and I am going to tell them your are cool and they love to meet new people and they are big liberals
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:38 PM
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37. I plan on going to that! |
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Get your ass down here before then. Hell it's a few hours down the road. We can find a DUer to donate lodging, too, I bet!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:41 PM
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I can stay with my friends, I am damn sure coming before then, I go to Austin every couple of months and I'm overdue for a visit, though I was there in October for a conference (that was FUCKING BORING!!)
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:13 PM
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95. LET US KNOW WHEN YOU ARE COMING DOWN!!! |
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Dammit! I'll round up the crew and we'll have drinks! I guarantee we are not fucking boring!
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:17 PM
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I can TOTALLY see that and I can gaurantee we are not boring either.
My friend who lives there laughs so hard she chokes and she and her husban are the biggest flaming liberals I have ever known. They hate bush with all the fiery passions of a thousand burning HELLS.
We'll do it, I'll PM you as soon as I know the next time I am going to Austin.
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:24 PM
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17. GOPisevil writes ANGRY haikus! |
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GOPisevil writes angry haikus for us he is our strong voice.
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:19 PM
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:21 PM
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13. Hey! Long time no see! |
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:29 PM
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I will be getting cable internet in my apartment soon and hope to be back at DU full-time :) :) :hi:
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:32 PM
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29. I've missed you, too! |
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I'll be happy when you come back full time.
AND...I had a hard drive crash - I lost the pictures from the Super Bowl party. :-(
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:22 PM
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15. Best. Haiku. Ever. n/t |
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16. hey what does tha tstuff mean in your sig? |
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:25 PM
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19. Ah, my sig. It's latin for |
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"I think, therefore I think I voted."
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:26 PM
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20. Wanna know what mine means? |
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President George Bush: The one who signed ADA Not this worthless slime.
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:26 PM
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21. Haiku for George for a drunken Moonbeam Starlight's pleasure |
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you motherfucker I hate your dad and mom, too why don't you fuck off?
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:29 PM
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25. More for George and Moonbeam! |
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You are a slimebag Roll under a gas truck and Taste your own damned blood
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:33 PM
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GOP? You are on fire or seomthing. You need to write these for aliving. We at DU will pay you, you are the official Democratic Haiku writer
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:29 PM
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26. if you were here in person |
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nothing I'd kiss you SMACK o the lips!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:37 PM
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36. Will write haikus for kisses |
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you are such a waste your mom should have aborted you, you fucking scum
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:41 PM
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:34 PM
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31. Ooh, can I join you in an hour??? |
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Edited on Fri Nov-19-04 09:37 PM by tjdee
I have lots to do but I love to do haiku-- Stinky offline stuff!
Um, also, how much did you have, because your haikus were hilarious!
Ah, he "doesn't care about you or you or you"...funny.....
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:41 PM
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lemme go refill my glass with Fat Bastard I be right abck with more
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:37 PM
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34. Haiku for Dick Cheney! |
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War profiteers suck! I can't stand to see your sneer! You are human filth!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:39 PM
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are you hiding in your undisclosed location counting your profits?
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:42 PM
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A million dollars It is really a pay check Conflict of int'rest?
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Your wife is a bitch your daughter is a lesbo you are just pond scum
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:52 PM
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57. Hey are you drinking too? |
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Color me green. You went to the grocery store didn't you?
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:03 PM
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79. I never thought I'd hear myself say this BUT |
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:04 PM
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I am a shoe and purse whore, how about you?
(that rhymed)
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:52 PM
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58. Now THAT is the best one yet! |
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:46 PM
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"yeah, that was awesome. so true"
so you still rock hard.
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:45 PM
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You're the worst ever! No President has sucked more. Congratulations!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:49 PM
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53. THAT one made me laugh the hardest! |
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In fact my stomach hurts now I laughed so hard!
You lost your mojo for a second my man but you have it back now.
Keep on groovin!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:37 PM
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35. I love everything about this thread |
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:45 PM
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45. WELL WE FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO RUTH!!! |
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:38 PM
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38. moombeam, you are my favorite po-8. And I love ya. You're the |
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cutest drunk on the planet. Hugs.
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:44 PM
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Who are you?
And what is a po-8???? HUGSSSS!!!!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:45 PM
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46. I'll give it a try... |
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Four More Years Bush and his Gan'stas I worry
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:47 PM
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49. MOONBEAM lets out a MAJORLY big sigh |
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and I am in AWE of you.
you're definitely a world class haiku writer
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:47 PM
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should be a name for a beer. or a hamburger. Not wine. geeezzz
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:48 PM
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but I kinda see it because I'm feeling fat right now and I feel like a bastard so I see the connection
gonna go get some more
or am I feeling PHAT?
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:51 PM
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spoiled rich frat boy makes a useful pawn for rove how fucked up is that
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:55 PM
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63. That. Was Just. Damn Good. |
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:51 PM
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56. I am absolutely thrilled to find this thread.... |
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Praise for these haiku
makes me orgasm one moment within my mind disgusting fuck gone
homo bush haiku
I bend you over you smile with me inside when you come Im dead
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:53 PM
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Um.
Yeah.
Those were....WILD.
homo bush haiku, WHOLE new genre!!!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:53 PM
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You preach intolerance You preach hate Heil Bush!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:54 PM
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Babe, it's 5-7-5, five syllables first line, seven second line, five last line! Write another, you are awesome!!!
Edited to add I only know that because I am a TOTAL DORK!
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:58 PM
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67. Oh duh! Okay here goes again... |
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You lying bastard Tricked our country into fear American Fear
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:59 PM
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you realize you just KICKED ASS with that haiku right?
Go tell your family. YOU KICKED ASS.
I love it.
American Fear.
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:02 PM
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78. Hee! Here's another for ya |
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Desensitized life War-mongering hypocrites Greed, Shame, Wave the Flag
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:06 PM
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some people just have a gift.
I'm going to stop writing haikus you people put me to shame I swear
freepers, they don't know cannot understand haikus sure cannot write them
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Look, George - a pretzel! Terrorists of the food world! Jail Mr. Salty
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:56 PM
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64. AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I am screaming with delight!
Seriously, where do you live, I'm driving there tonihgt.
Ok just kidding. In no condition to drive.
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Too much wine tonight Bush haikus make me laugh hard I love you DU!
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:02 PM
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75. And I love GOPisevil! |
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:05 PM
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84. And GOPisEvil loves Moonbeam! |
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Feel the love tonight Mister Moonbeam is lucky! He has a great wife!
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:06 PM
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STOP making me cry, dammit.
:hug:
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Fri Nov-19-04 09:58 PM
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68. EVEN MORE BIGUS DICKUS |
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Get your teeth straightened with all that money you should try to look HUMAN
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:00 PM
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It wadn't like dat Moolahs, Nu-Ku-Ler, Iraq I like internets
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:00 PM
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Media hitting her STRIDE!!!
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who are you talking about? Dick or Condi?
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:02 PM
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77. I don't remember writing this particular post |
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:04 PM
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83. Dick..ever see his bottom teeth? My dog has a nicer smile |
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oh wait...my dog has a nicer everything
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:08 PM
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89. tee heee hee heee heeee heeee |
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did you ever see that picture of dick...nevermind.
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:18 PM
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104. Now I know why Lynne married the ugly bastard |
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but I'll bet they intentionally fluffed him for that pic
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:23 PM
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
So he had some semi wood, like bush was talking about in that debate?
Oh God this is all SO funny and SO fucking sad at the same time, how can it be?
But if you didn't laugh you'd cry right?
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:40 PM
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129. If I didn't laugh I would hang myself |
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:01 PM
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bush is the engine revving up to kill us all do we deserve this?
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Love it!
Drop the bomb, kill all Bush is the NOT the messiah Wash away your sins
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:03 PM
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bush be pimpin us bastard pimpin, pimpin hard it hurts really a lot
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bush wishes for drink cannot drink the Fat Bastard but instead, is one.
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Fri Nov-19-04 11:31 PM
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142. Moonbeam Starlight wins |
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Her own haiku thread. What a joy I read the wine thread!
It's a great story Hope it ends happily She should drink water
;)
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:09 PM
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90. this is very cathartic.. had no idea, and now I feel aglow inside. |
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I hope this doesnt get me in trouble.
another "homo" haiku, with a little animal thrown in.
suck cheneys cock good li'l monkey, he's not gay beastiality
one for rove
hes rove the racist his heart swelled with hateful lust getting off on death
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Sometimes I wonder If he stops to worry just How fucked he got us
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93. another for el presidente W |
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double-u fuck you you took what was wonderful and made it ugly
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:13 PM
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96. for our republican friends |
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how many must die before red states give a damn and think of others
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always want to fight have to make your oil money i think you're a punk
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they kill in your name I am not ok with that how about you, sir?
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:20 PM
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and it's gonna be DRUNKEN crying, NEVER a pretty sight.
God, those poor Iraqis.
What the hell did they ever do to us?
This hurts us, I can tell. It hurts all of us, some of us are just numb to it. You can't war on another nation and not be hurt by it, too,
Need to stop, probably killing other people's buzzes now/
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when you look back on your eight year presidency will you be ashamed?
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112. Who is up for a bush haiku quilt? |
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You know sort of like that big AIDS quilt only this one would be more of a fuck you bush quilt?
These need to be collected, they are awesome and I am not just saying that.
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:23 PM
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114. to good ole boy, man of the people GWB |
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you act like our pal (the pal who steals all your cash and says it's your fault)
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:hug: backatcha
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species disappear federal parks raped for oil this is disaster
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:27 PM
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118. WOW! This is some great stuff, I love what Im reading!! |
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Thanks for strating this great thread Moonbeam...
Religiotic bush haiku
bush the fanatic talked to god then took action is god satan?
War haiku
their innards on dirt is the gasoline in tank your profit at hand
Terror haiku
bush propaganda youre safe be very afraid the terrorists win
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Especially "Is god satan?"
YES!
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You squeek like a chimp Your ears stick out, your face red Stutter one more time!
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123. in honor of Bush's announced funding for space travel |
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:31 PM
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You think you are God Laura wants your scrawny bod We don't Monkey Boy
Bush's Presidential Speech before his PR people changed it.
My name is George.
See me be big man.
See me spend money.
See me spread poor money to the wealthy.
I am a big man.
I am important.
We must take the oil.
We must attack before we get attacked.
Make up excuses.
I love the US of A, it makes me rich.
Give me more.
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GRRRRR, big hugs to one of my favorite people, welcome to DU!!!!
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125. ok, he didn't really steal my heart, but give me some poetic license |
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You guys were just DYING for some good haiku action! Seriously you were all haiku HORNDOGS!
I thought this post would just SINK, seriously. Wow, y'all freak me out sometimes!
But in a good way!
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:42 PM
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132. This has been fun, g'nite all |
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Married to marine Who voted Republican Blue girl in red state
Politicians lied To keep Halliburton green Soldiers will suffer
God help our country And Democrats everyone Not Republicans
Cheap shots by Karl Rove Not values or morals spin Dumb people voted
What "Go Fuck Yourself" Don't you understand Cheney Kerry not "bad man"
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133. that was freakin' beautiful Catcha!! Stunning!! Goodnight..nt |
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Fri Nov-19-04 10:49 PM
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something a bit lighter
Howard Dean oh my hot hot hot hot hot hot hot lick you all over
Ok sorry I just had to get that out of my system
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I think I do! Was looking at young Dean pictures.
AR!!!! I'm feelin like a pirate, want to discover him! AR!!!!
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my moral values are love, charity and peace not corporate greed
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hey george double-u can't you kill dad and fuck mom and leave us alone?
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There is a cowboy In the white House, but he is All hat, no cattle.
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155. Can I reform that for you? |
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There is a cowboy In the White House, he has no balls, lots of bullshit
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146. no child left behind |
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i learned in school that the one with the most votes wins better fix those schools!
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152. "no child left behind" |
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every child left behind while dubya gets rich quick children crying now
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148. More Flying Monkey/Repubican blah blahs |
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George W. Bush is the beginning of the next Armageddon. George W. Bush has a Gawd complex. Although I prefer to think of it as the Gag complex.
Why must conservatives think he's so wonderful? I would be embarrassed if I was a conservative! In fact, I'd be tempted to lie about it.
Do you know how many big-ass SUVs I've passed w/ the W '04 bumper sticker on them? Do you know how many of those I've wanted to "bump" into? A lot.
I used to lurk on this one site - a lot - and there is a person over there that goes by ScroolesFrance. Very intelligent of this person. Superduperintelligent. Wonder if they've ever found a life mate? Doubtful. If this is the intelligence they can muster to slam a country for saying they won't go to war with Mr. Flying Monkey then I imagine they hold a Master's of Ignorance. And, as we all know, you can never argue with an ignorant person.
It's no wonder we have bullies in our schools. We have the biggest one of all sitting in the White House. It's no wonder children take guns to school to "attack" before they are "attacked". It's what our President has taught them to do. Pre-emptive strikes will stop the useless bullying of another child. Too bad the other countries don't think like our schools do. I also wonder what Mr. Flying Monkey would think if France, Canada, China and the other countries decided they didn't like the fact that we're being subjected to Mr. FM. What if they decide to strike "pre-emptively" before Mr. FM attacks them? Wouldn't it only be fair? They would just be following the lead of Mr. FM. Wouldn't they?
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153. your first sentence as haiku |
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george w. bush is the beginning of the next Armageddon
:toast:
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my little Jacob what future will we leave him? i am so afraid
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today's disaster is republican rapture others can but weep
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156. Libandproud that was fantasic!! everyone has versed well tonight, thats |
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159. WOW, that is pretty cool |
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I think I need some kickback, eh Skinner? Tee hee.
I love this place, too. Obviously.
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Sat Nov-20-04 07:54 PM
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158. Following through on a request to kick |
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this for someone who missed it last night.
WOW, that was good wine. :toast:
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161. Thank you for kicking this (m) |
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163. You are SO very welcome! |
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It's rather informal, but as you can see, we had some serious fun with it.
Edit: LOVE your screen name and sig!!! ROFL!
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Election by fraud War by willful arrogance What more will he do?
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Don't make me gestate Don't force your beliefs on me Pro-Choice, not murder
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175. Thanks, been on my mind lately! n/t |
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Very close to goal Thanks to everyone who helped Thank you to Skinner!
Hey, i am NOT kissing ass. Just saw the blurb above. LOL!!
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166. How about a more positive haiku? |
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Liberal and proud! I ain't got time for DINOs. Real Democrats fight!
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168. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ROCK ON GOPisevil!
That's exactly how I feel.
I had a positive one last night about Dean, remember?
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Present tense. Wine or not. But, I shall restrain myself.
LOL!
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You agree with me I like hearing the "yes, sir"s I don't pay for no's.
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181. Oh going on now..... |
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Another body? Drape the flag and cover it Freedom isn't free.
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Great book, My Pet Goat, Leader of free world over-rode crisis to finish.
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He makes the play - - WAR everything hinges here Give him a drink - - PLEASE!
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Afghanistan, Bush? Remember her? Bin Laden? Just names, nevermind....
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185. he's got a mandate, he says |
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living with the fear of our lost freedoms and rights can make a girl tired
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186. it was all a bad dream |
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i'm going to bed when i wake i hope to find kerry won, not bush
goodnight! :hi:
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