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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 12:21 AM
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People who are exactly 23 or exactly 32 years old should have a special *
on their screen names, just because I say so. You get it when you turn 23, lose it again when you turn 24. Same thing goes for 32/33. Also, there will be no indicator whether the poster with the * is 23 or 32 years old, just that they are one or the other of those.

That is all. There will be no debate about this. What, did you think this was a discussion board or something? :+
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 12:24 AM
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1. Dude. This is a debate board, but not a discussion board
Or did I misposition my particulars there?

:silly:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 12:24 AM
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2. Also, people with funny accents should have # beside their names
I don't like reading posts from people who talk funny.
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ofrfxsk Donating Member (817 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 12:34 AM
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3. I think you are exactly right.
I'd add that anyone turning 23 in the next 2 months should get the * and anyone turning 33 in the next 2 months should get an ever diminishing minus sign. After that all members over the age of 33+ should have a teeny tiny death clock next to their names indicating their irrelevance and obvious, sagging and selfish reliance on planet earth as a gravity host.



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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 12:37 AM
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4. Well I, LC* feel attacted by this.
I will let this rule go through with a few changes. People who are left handed are exempt, but right handed people that are 24 and 34 must have a * on all odd numbered weeks of the year.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 12:48 AM
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5. What did I do to deserve to be singled out like that?
I just turned 32. I was hoping it would be a good year, but how can it be if I must be branded in this way?
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