Let's pre-emptively invade the GD Forum

[LynneSin]

We'll invade the forum and spread love and kindness and happiness to all that are in there!!!

:grouphug:

[Brucey]

1. First lets find the circumstantial evidence that they

have connections with Saddam, Al Quaeda, the Taliban, terrorism, airplanes, conspiracies, France, etc. etc. etc.

[Ediacara]

3. have you ever been in GD?

The human rights abuses alone justify preemption!

[LynneSin]

4. I've gone in there on a regular basis

I've used my Weapons of Mass Deloveliness on them!

[Hubert Flottz]

2. The GD forum is the perfect name for the GDed thing!

:evilgrin:

[trof]

5. I hear they have WMDs over there.

Words of Mass Delusion.
;-)

[Dead_Parrot]

24. Worse, I'm British, and say:

that they could write a post in under 45 minutes!

[wyldwolf]

6. Well, as someone with dual citizinship in both the lounge and GD...

...I've noticed just as many flame wars in the lounge, but usually over more important topics like "the best song of all time " (over and over and over again!) and the multiple Jennifer Lopez hate threads that pop up each day.

At least in GD, we don't take ourselves as seriously and discuss less important topics like who is best qualified to lead our country!

[spotbird]

7. Don’t be so sure that we won’t attack

before you get the internal support to fend us off. We have allies in LBN who have weapons. These weapons are especially lethal and can cause massive multiple instant Nader/Green flames or Lieberman flames before you can say “ask me anything.”

[Ediacara]

10. what are you talkin about?

The LBN government is far too laid back to help the GDers :-)

[spotbird]

14. So you believe the propaganda also?

Sure they look that way, but your intelligence is obviously lacking. LBN and GD are allied for action, or might be; well maybe I didn’t say that at all. Why would you think they were connected? Another vicious lie, a contemptible lie, a manipulation by the liberal media! There was never a connection and I did not claim there was. There is no bottom to the claims you will make to discredit the forces of justice…..

[trof]

8. Careful, they're on to us!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=366824

[shugah]

9. do you suppose they'll welcome us

with flowers and parades?

[Rowdyboy]

12. AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA!

(strews rose petals in your path)

[ret5hd]

11. maybe you could build a coalition of...

"Economic Issues" and "Environment/Energy/Science."

Then decide to ignore any advice from "Ask the Administrators".

Then get bogged down in a bloody tripartate civil war between the deenies, clarkies, and the greens.

Then go crawling back to "Ask the Administrators" for help.

Just a thought.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. How about 'Free GD'?

Circle the wagons! The FReeggers are coming!!!!

[ronnykmarshall]

15. It's like what my mom used to say

when my brother and I were rasing hell in our room.

DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!!

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Board up the windows! Lock the doors!

They're coming in!!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=366893

[fla nocount]

17. As an autistic, I would hate your loving, but

I need it, we all do. Come on over........"it's as good as a pump." Maybe you could sing us a John Denver song.

[DS1]

18. Planning to invade another forum is against the rules

Cmon, you should know that! :dunce:

[Le Taz Hot]

19. Cool!

Guitar to the ready. Ready everyone? Key of "C".

"Kum ba ya, my Lord, Kum ba ya . . . "

:evilgrin:

[Robb]

20. Can we establish our own governing body?

I nominate underpants for interim president. You know, until we can establish a representative council of people whose ideas reflect our belief system. ;)

[fla nocount]

22. Underpants is a mole.

He works both sides of the aisle. Sorry to blow your cover buddy but when the body's start falling those flashy britches of yours will be a tempting target as they go over the fence.

[spotbird]

26. I’m with you,

I'm a lounge person now...I go with the winner.

Once liberation is complete there will be democratic elections. Naturally we will choose the candidates to insure their commitment to democracy and our cause. It is often better in a democracy to have only one candidate on the ballot so that there is no voter confusion regarding which the best candidate is. The GDers have failed at self governance and simply do not have the competence to choose the candidates who will best represent them democratically.

Until they understand that the best democracy is the one that supports us they will need us to supervise naturally. After the transition is complete we will provide them with touch screen voting machines which we will maintain to be certain that future elections continue to be free, fair and favorable.

[Buns_of_Fire]

21. Just ITCHING to try out that new suit of armor, eh?

:-)

[XNASA]

23. Yes! But first, let's decide on a code phrase, of sorts.

For instance, the subject line should have the line "I Bring You Love" in it.

You know, the line that Mr. Burns would repeat when he was all doped up and floating through the woods. I think that works our perfect, cause that's kinda how I feel right now.

:crazy:

[Wickerman]

25. I'm not sure Jimmy Carter or Jesse Jackson could secure peace there!

[LynneSin]

27. I've just "Shocked" and "Awed" them

with the power of my :grouphug: