The "ex-gay ministry" wants YOU, sinners!

[UdoKier]

Yet another Yahoo link. This one was pretty funny, and kinda sad.

http://www.sbministries.org/

Stephen Bennett lived the life of a homosexual until he was 28 years old.  Alcoholic, bulimic and a drug addict, his destructive life style nearly killed him.  Over 11 years actively as a promiscuous homosexual with countless male partners, many of Stephen's friends are now dead from AIDS.  Finally, one day while happily involved in a long term, committed relationship with a man he was in love with, Stephen was confronted by a Christian knocking at his door with a Bible in her hand.  He would never be the same again.

Hmm.. looking at this photo, I'd say these kids' parents bear a strong resemblance to 'Tootsie' and 'Jack' from Will & Grace.



Here Stephen is with the author of LEFT BEHIND! Oooh, I'm just GREEN WITH ENVY!



Then I read how they took their wonderful ministry of salvation to gay Sodom and Gomorrah on the sea, Provincetown! But they were sad that the locals didn't care for their 'evangelistic gift bags'. :nopity:

http://www.sbministries.org/080704ptown.html

Over 700 evangelistic gift bags for homosexuals were given out and many of the children's gift bags by the time we left at 5 pm.

...


However, guess where these "loving, tolerant and diverse" people demanding equality – those who say they take a stand against hatred and bigotry -- returned the SBM gifts bags... INTO THE GARBAGE CANS ALL OVER TOWN.

An estimated 200 gift bags containing Bibles, CDs, tracts, pens -- and even the little children's gift bags of toys -- were recovered OUT OF THE TRASH by SBM.  How wicked -- but then, again I know – as a former homosexual who once LIVED IN PROVINCETOWN – I used to be in their shoes and was just as lost, hateful and rebellious as these activists were.  Lying and deception were always part of the agenda.


Yes, the very NERVE of those gays not wanting their condescending, mumbo-jumbo-based hate literature!




Anyway, when you visit the site, don't forget to buy the CD set!

[LDS Jock]

1. I have to know

where did you find that site?

[UdoKier]

3. Some fundie on Yahoo was going off.

He was arguing with the guy who posted the Fred Phelps link. Said they could be "saved".

The thread was about Bush's plan to change the CIA acccording to the 9-11 panel, but they were going off on abortion, gays, whatever the hell.

Yahoo is a circus.

[MichaelHarris]

2. that left behind mofo

scared the shit out of me. Is that plastic surgery or is he Satan?

On edit them sumbitchs should be the spokespeople for teeth whitening.

[UdoKier]

5. No, man.. it's all true dude, like, the prophecies are playing out!

Right now! I'm gonna get rid of all my porn mags now so I can be ready to rapture, duude!

[MichaelHarris]

6. so why do all the wack-hats

prepare for the rapture by stockpiling food and bullets? Do they think God is hungry and they'll have to fight him for it?

[AndyTiedye]

7. ROTFL!!!

> so why do all the wack-hats prepare for the rapture by stockpiling
> food and bullets? Do they think God is hungry and they'll have to
> fight him for it?

[MichaelHarris]

10. that put me in the front seat

on the short bus to hell

[AndyTiedye]

20. So We'll Go to Hell and Fix the Air Conditioning...

...beats spending the afterlife listening to John Ashcroft's singing.

[MichaelHarris]

22. I can't got to hell

it'll melt the icing on my honey buns

[jdots]

4. Brain Washing for fun & profit

I thought this movement of blathering dumb fucks had blasted off in thier mothership to the planet Clueless a few years ago.How much of thier crap do they think people will take?

[nine23]

8. "Alcoholic, bulimic and a drug addict"...

Well, if the good Stephen Bennett ("author, preacher and Christian recording artist") SAID IT, then it MUST be true for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM HEATHENS, praise the lord...(or, as they say in Saudi Arabia regarding exactly the same subject: "praise Allah".)

I'd love to get my hands on those "200 evangelistic gift bags" thrown into the trash, though...I'd make a killing auctioning them off on E-Bay Canada.

[LeftyMom]

9. I love how they point out that those are thier "natural children"

as if there were an un-natural sort.

[MichaelHarris]

11. with

teeth like that I'm still leaning towards unnatural

[UdoKier]

13. I guess to make sure we know he coaxed mr. happy out of his shell...

... and into "Tootsie" long enough to bring them into existence.

Not that a life of "promiscuity and bulimia" is desirable, but compared to a life dressed in churchy clothes, hanging around with fundy wackjobs... NO THANKS.

Not only are his teeth weird, but that hairstyle...what is that?

[Atlas Mugged]

12. That guy's smile is so theatrical!

What the hell did he expect when he's handing out "gift bags" of propaganda that people don't want??? He knew what was going to happen, but he has to use it as an excuse for major drama. Face it - the creep is still a raging drama queen.

[DemWitch]

14. Mr. Bennett fails to mention his little foray

on the deck at the DC Eagle just two years ago... guess as long as you ask for forgivness you can bareback all you want...

Whata putz...

[arwalden]

15. Where Can I Sign Up?... I'm So Weary Of GOD HATING ME!!

[DemWitch]

16. S'OK arwalden...

God may hate you... But the Goddess thinks you rock!

[UdoKier]

17. You need to get an evangelical gift bag.

Well, at least it would be a good excuse for a trip to Provincetown ...

[LDS Jock]

18. he may hate you but I loves ya!

:loveya: I do love a nice gift bag though. Just something more practical in it for me than that stuff.

[DemWitch]

19. Maybe we should start hading out "Be gay giftbags"

They can contain Joe gage DVD's (Kansas City Trucking, ElPaso Wrecking Company, LA Tool and Die), personal sized bottles of Wet, a box of Trojans, a tiara, a boa, a leather jock, and a gift card to Pier One.

[jukes]

21. the "left bee hind" dude

has spock-ears; is he the Debil?

[sans qualia]

23. Isn't this the guy who got caught at that gay bar in Washington, DC a few

years ago? He's still claiming he's been "saved" from homosexuality? Oy. :eyes:

[yardwork]

24. He had a slip.

Seriously, he sounds like a deeply troubled person. He went from one addictive, self-destructive lifestyle (I'm talking about the drugs and bulimia) to another addictive, self-destructive lifestyle (lying about his sexual identity for profit and fame). What a jerk.

I feel sorry for those children.

[Biased Liberal Media]

25. Those were my thoughts exactly n/t