I'm sad, tired, and bored--ask me anything. Or give me a hug.

[Phillycat]

:(

[demnan]

1. Well

:hug: How can I help?

[Phillycat]

4. The hug is enough.

Thanks. :hug:

[StopTheMorans]

2. here's a beer; how's that?

:toast:

[Phillycat]

5. I don't drink.

But I'll take a diet coke and a hug?

[StopTheMorans]

10. awwwwwwwwwwwww come here you big lug!

:hug: the diet crack will be forthcoming; I have to get some change and run to the soda machine...

[Phillycat]

14. Woo hoo!

Thanks. Do they have the lime kind? That's some tasty stuff! :)

[StopTheMorans]

16. they have that, and the vanilla kind!

regular or diet?

[Phillycat]

22. Always diet.

I've drunk diet soda for so long, regular soda tastes weird to me. I'll take the lime. You're a doll--thanks. :)

[Richardo]

20. Diet crack? I thought it was already an appetite suppressant...

:shrug:

[Lavender Brown]

3. Oh man

:hug: :pals: Hope you feel better soon.

[Phillycat]

6. Thanks.

I think I might be premenstrual. That never helps.

[Lavender Brown]

19. Aww I hear ya

Maybe a day spent in pajamas and slippers is in order. :)

[Phillycat]

26. I wish!

I could totally putz around my house today and get some crocheting done and watch some movies. Unfortunately I'm at work (hence the boredom). I think they might frown on me wearing my robe and slippers in here. ;-)

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

7. The day follows the night...

and even in the night there are stars in the darkness. Don't let the clouds fool you.

*Hugs* :hug: :pals:

Edit:smileys

[Phillycat]

11. That was nice.

Thanks for that thought. It really helps. :hug:

[Aiptasia]

8. Yeah but Jesus favors the sox this year, right?

So how bad can it be?

I guess Satan favors the losing teams!

[Phillycat]

12. You're right! The baby Jeebus is on my side!

How bad can it be?

[JimmyJazz]

9. Of course you can have a hug. I'm sure this weather

isn't helping any - what a dreary day! oh, and you can have a hoagie, too:
Hug:

:hug:

Hoagie:

[Phillycat]

13. Damn, that hoagie looks good...

Perhaps I'll depression-eat at lunch today. That'll make me feel better. :)

OT: did you know they don't have WaWa in other parts of the country? How do they live??

[Zuni]

21. There are several Wawa's around here

but one of them is now a 'Pantry 1', Indian owned I think. They are even better than Wawa----they have better subs and more selection in general as well as lower prices.

[short bus president]

25. You call THAT a hoagie?!?

Where's the avocado and bean sprouts? :P

Besides, janesez wants my hug more than yers, anyway. And remember how pushy she can get when she has to wait in line!

Hey janesez - buck up, m'kay?

:pals:

Would a gentle pizza paddle spanking help any?

I only try to hep an' 'ting.

[Phillycat]

28. It might!

A little paddling might really improve my day. Besides, I hate when I'm whiny--I need to buck up! Spank me and call me Shirley! :spank:

[short bus president]

34. Well, see, when yer whiny,

it sorta makes it hard to paddle gently. :P

Heh. Heh heh. I said "makes it hard."

:spank:

Now smile, or next time you'll hafta drop trou! ;-)

[Phillycat]

40. Heh. Heh heh heh heh.

He said "hard".

:spank:

[short bus president]

45. You should've been around a coupla days ago

Ms. Jimmy made me say "rigid," and I turned all red. It was adorable.

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

33. Yes, I know how pushy she can get - MrsGrumpy is

still recovering from her wounds infliced by Janesez! I didn't think the term "pushy broad" was meant to be taken literally!

[short bus president]

36. Yeesh! Me either.

I thought you were just doin' yer Sean Connery accent. ;-)

[Zuni]

15. Is the weather up there as bad as it is down here?

cold dark and rainy here. Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind a hug myself...:hug:

:hi:

[Phillycat]

24. It's crap, yes.

Just cold, dreary, and looks like rain any second. That sort of wind that sends a chill through you, even though it's not that cold. I have my under the desk heater pumping, believe me.

C'mere :hug:

[Richardo]

17. Pobrecita!

C'mere, you. :pals:

[Phillycat]

29. Darling!

:pals:

[sniffa]

18. i'LL tickLe you

and then give you a hug. :D

[Phillycat]

30. Mmmmm...how about that foot massage?

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

23. Great gift idea

[Phillycat]

31. The HELL??

Where do you find this stuff??

[underpants]

42. Like you don't know

Google Funny monkey and go to page 10

DUH!

[Phillycat]

44. I'm sorry, I was too busy finding this:

>http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=8-1/qid=1101145229/ref=sr_8_1/6

Edit: DAMN, they yanked it! Fuckers.

[LynnTheDem]

27. There's only one cure for premenstrual...

CHOCCIE!

:hug:

[Phillycat]

32. YAY! I'll take a solid choco egg as big as my head, please.

Shaped like a turkey, too! I want to be festive and shit...

:hug:

[LynnTheDem]

35. I just happen to have a spare...

[Phillycat]

38. Holy CRAP. Is that chocolate??

BRING IT TO ME NOW!

[Beware the Beast Man]

37. I like touching people, so

:hug:

[Zuni]

39. you into frotteurism?

[Phillycat]

41. Woo hoo!

"Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you."

:spank:

[Beware the Beast Man]

43. Well, until there's a :grabass: smilie,

that's the best I can do! :evilgrin:

[buckettgirl]

46. HUGS

:hug: :hug:

[Phillycat]

47. Thanks!

I love Beaker, that made me smile. :hug: