My Yak is waxing the hood of my car with Clark's uniform: ask me anything

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

[Aristus]

1. Is your yak getting the butt-marks out, NSMA?

Just asking. ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Yeah but the fucker just scratched my friggin hood with Wesley's medals

[matcom]

2. is he wearing a Thong?

the yak i mean, no Clark, no your hood

:silly:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Yeah and it looks a bit stupid...it makes his tail turn right

I guess that means he's a rightie ;-) BTW..Yak nards are HUGE!

[a_random_joel]

3. Whew

Good thing that Yak hasn't gotten a hold of Kerry's medals...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. He'd find Jimmy Hoffa if he did...remember Kerry threw his or someone's

[Dookus]

4. oh no!

all those medals will scratch your paint job!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. NOW YA TELL ME!!!

[jumptheshadow]

5. Did your yak vote for Reagan?

eom

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. I think he did...he likes anything that looks like a jackass

Something abot Yak attraction that escapes me...he has a big boner for Ann Coulter too!

[SOteric]

6. Is it true.....?

That Clark is really a big, soft, fluffy Mr. Marshmallow Man sculpted in the shape of a candidate by the frat boys at a small Midwestern university...?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. I think you are confusing the general

with the Pillsbury dough boy..if you poke the general in the poppinfresh area...all it does is make him fart.

[ulysses]

7. who spilled Nader's pee on your car?

:7

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. Not certain

anyone know Jiacinto's whereabouts on or about Sept 19, 2003? (It's a joke Carlos don't get mad at me)

[Karenina]

25. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

CAN YOU FUCKING WARN SOMEBODY BEFORE YOU LET LOOSE WITH ONE OF THOSE???
Thank you, my dearest!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. I would have gladly but the Yak vetoed the idea

[KamaAina]

8. Did you tell your yak to make sure the buttons don't scratch

your fancy paint job?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

21. The medals were the problem...the uniform does not have buttons

It is velcroed on so when the general gets done with his TV gigs and campaigning, he can head right off to his moonlighting job as a male stripper...women dig a man stripping out of a uniform.

[nini]

9. HAHAHAHA

good one..

this board is sure nuts today

:-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. This is a post from my Yak ( they won't let him have his own account.)

"these thongs are hurting my nuts...why'd you have to bring THAT up?"

[instantkarma]

10. okay, here goes...

How many Clarks could a WesClark Clark if a WesClark could Clark wood?

try saying that 275 times, real fast.

[trof]

18. How about editing your original thread here?

The subject line?
Throw a space in there or something.
It's messed up my screen width and I HATE to have to keep lateral scrolling.
Thanks.
:-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. OK

Ya big baby!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. I'll get back to you

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[Wickerman]

11. Did Dean put him up to it? I know Dean is behind this...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

27. He's not behind my Yak..if he is he's getting a face full of Yak nuts

in a thong.

[Robb]

12. Ohhh, "Claaark"...

I get it now. Wesley Clark.

And I've been raising money for this guy:

Boy is MY face red...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. Sorry but that wasn't a question.