PurityOfEssence
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:45 PM
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Clark support increases penis size! |
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Tired of getting chads kicked in your face by the rednecks around the water-cooler at work?
Dream of leaving your lover pleased and splayed after the visitation of a real Man Mountain Dean? Ooops, wait, that's not right, I mean "by your fabulous Clark Bar", yeah, that's right.
Then support Clark. You'll swell with vigor and be a better man for it, with that length and girth you can only get from hanging out with powerful professional enforcers. Don't let pesky facts dissuade you, that's not manly. Real men don't explain themselves; they don't need to.
He's tough, he won't let those cowering inferior countries kick us around. He won't let details get in the way. He won't brook dissent from his subordinates. Why, hell two weeks ago he wasn't even a democrat, now he's almost the frontrunner; in another few weeks, he could cure cancer, extinctify houseflies and eliminate spam. You want to be a part of this!
Just send your future, subtlety and individuality with a self-addressed, stamped envelope to Little Rock, Arkansas, and you too can swell with your schlong-awaited newfound pride. It ain't the emotion, it's the meat.
Ten-hut! Move out! Right up the center, hoo-rah!
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:46 PM
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:51 PM
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at www.americansforclark.com
And it works! I've gone from a shriveled little shrinky-dink to 14 magnificent throbbing inches of manly goodness.
Disclaimer: Actual results may vary. Side effects include dizziness,being labeled a neo-con shill, and epaulet-envy.
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:48 PM
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2. I've noticed the change already |
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and the wife's happy too.
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PurityOfEssence
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Sat Sep-20-03 01:50 AM
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months and months to go...
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Fri Sep-19-03 04:49 PM
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3. LOL!!!! You owe me a keyboard |
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:evilgrin:
Go Clark!! :hi:
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Fri Sep-19-03 05:25 PM
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5. wow i`m signing up now!!! |
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you never know that will happen next....
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Fri Sep-19-03 05:53 PM
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Oh-oh, shouldn't have asked that. :evilgrin:
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Fri Sep-19-03 07:08 PM
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No such thing as "at ease" in these man-euvers.
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Fri Sep-19-03 07:10 PM
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8. This is sure to get Ass-croft and Cheney to vote for Clark! |
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Fri Sep-19-03 07:27 PM
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9. You're ssssssmokin' tonight, POE!!! |
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Still at work here; my colleagues wonder what the hell's so out-loud funny.
Thanks for some welcome silliness after a loooong day! :toast:
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