The drive-thru lobotomy of al CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W., working on the SoTU address, is "thinking": "Gee. I'd like to put in
that stuff from my dream about Saddam having this field of alien pods
that he keeps watering every night when our satellites can't watch him,
and then putting them on trucks for San Francisco and DC with 'Fragile'
in bright red letters on the crates. Wow. It was so vivid, it just HAD
to be so. Well, hell, let me just pencil that in here. Tenet will probably
make me take it out, but then I can bargain to keep the uranium-from
-Africa-thing in. Cool."

[underpants]

1. Let me use my incredibel command of the English language...

the reword these LIES so I have a weak but passable out on this compilation of LIES.

[meegbear]

2. Hmmmmm ....

The Junior Jumble is really hard today.

[Az]

3. The pResident ponders over

the instructions on how to use the wonderous pen he has just been presented with.

[midnitemoleman]

4. Notice they are NOT showing what he is reading!

To the WH you can lie about anything!

[Kamika]

5. crossword

Hmm part of world where germany and france are.. six letters..

but yurop is five..

[skip fox]

6. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:

[myomy]

7. These “see through” glasses make me look smart.

.

[Astarho]

8. Hey idiot! You write with the pointy end!

maybe there's hope that he signed most of his executive orders this way too.

[I AM SPARTACUS]

11. "Let's see...this one I'll sign with the secret invisible ink...geezum..."

"...the glasses make me feel real smart but real nerdy - I don't know if I like that...let's see, invisible? or regular ink?...I like the idea of invisible ink, I'm gonna draw a picture of a jet plane, right here in this wide spot at the edge of this page...(tongue slides out, eyebrows rise in concentration)

[laura888]

9. brilliant

thanks for the post!

[cosmicdot]

10. W is *thinking*: let's see, if I connect this dot, with that dot ...

... and, that dot with this here dot ... and, that there dot with ... oh, darn, I gotta start over ... and, they said these glasses would make me appear smart ...

[underpants]

12. Hmm 12 Down a three letter word for "mistruth"

I already called Karl and he acted like he didn't know or at least didn't want to say over the phone.....Ooh I know I'll call Colin he not afraid to say or do anything that I need of him.....