What's Your Sign?

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I'm a Cancer.

Cancer (the crab) is one of the most difficult zodiac signs to understand. Cancerians can have many different personalities. Most Cancerians like to be at their home, and enjoy large families. You seem unsociable to some people, but you enjoy chatting and gossiping as much as anyone else. You tend to day-dream very often and can be found in a state of fantasy. You enjoy art, writing, and drama, but acting may not be a good career for you because of your tendency to Overact. Cancer is the sign most likely to believe in the zodiac, as well as other psychic happenings. You make a loyal friend and also very patriotic.

source: http://www.kamalkapoor.com/sun_signs/sunsigns.asp

[Guy Fawkes]

1. Yield

[Placebo]

2. Oh you're just so funny...

:9

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. I'm a Pisces.. where did you get that profile for Cancer?

[Placebo]

5. I updated it for you...

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. YAY Thankie! Here's mine:

:D

General character:
Two fish are associated with your Zodiac Sign. You are generous, caring, and kind. However, you tend to be more concerned about other people's problems than your own. You are not a decisive person and may change your mind many times. You are also a follower, but you do not always choose good leaders. Because of your good qualities, you are popular with many types of people, but when you are secretive you drive these friends away. Weak concentration skills can get you into trouble at school.

[Droopy]

4. I'm a Libra

But for some damn reason I'm seriously imbalanced.

"General character:
Libra (the balance) is said to be the most desired Zodiac Sign. You are charming, good looking, gentle and kind. You are a good judge of character and have many good friends. You do not like it when your decisions are challenged, and are impatient with people who criticize you. You hate people who are cruel to others. Libras enjoy the arts more than science, so a career in the arts would be a good choice. You will understand other people's views and sympathize with them. A negative Libraian (there aren't many) flirts and seems shallow. They also are impatient with a daily routine."

[Baclava]

7. Moon child

[Deja Q]

8. I'm a Taurus.

General character:
Taurus (the bull) is determined and peaceful. Although you are not a leader, you will recognize someone with great leadership qualities and follow them. You try to remain the same as everyone else, and are resistant to change. People will enjoy you because you have a good sense of humor and are intelligent. You are a dependable friend who is not scared off by a challenge. You may believe so strongly in your values that you will sacrifice relationships to uphold them. Some Taureans need to be told that they did a good job after accomplishing a task before they feel that they have really accomplished anything. Your friends are people in the same social standing as you, and you rarely go outside of that standing. Although you are calm and generally against fighting, you will fight if someone is provoking you. Your temper tends to explode in violent bursts that are not always directed at the person they should be.

Romantic character:
You are faithful by nature and don't indulge in love affairs unnecessarily. You like to be friendly with the opposite sex but do not go far. If you develop a weakness for the opposite sex, this could lead you into trouble. (glad I'm a gay guy, otherwise the opposite sex thing would be a problem!)

Important Information on Taureans

* Good career choices for you are:

Banking
Medicine
Architecture
Farming
Building
Education
Cooking

* Taureans are prone to throat illnesses, and are at risk of being overweight.
* The bull is associated with Taurus.
* Your ruling planet: Venus.
* Your lucky color: pink.
* Your lucky gemstone: emerald and pearl.
* Your lucky numbers : 2 and 8.


Some of that is a load of bull, but some is accurate. Though it is known that Earth signs to best with other Earth signs...

[Seabiscuit]

17. Another Taurus here.

Lucky number: 7 (after Mickey Mantle, my childhood hero).

Scorpio rising, married to a Scorpio. Libra son.

[flying_monkeys]

63. Another Taurus here

And wtf? We can't lead? Ha!

I will admit to a bit of stubborness....

[flamingyouth]

9. Capricorn

General behavior:
Capricorn (the goat) is the most serious of all the zodiac signs. You are independent and (usually) confident. You have a tendency to criticize yourself too much, which can lead to low self-esteem. Capricorns are dependable, but also extremely cautious. You make a fair, but stubborn leader, and this is a job that you can do well. You are very well organized, so you can handle many projects at once. You may go through horrible mood swings, being friendly one moment and mean the next.

Romantic behavior:
You maintain good relations with members of the opposite sex. You make good and true friends. You are capable of deep and passionate affections. However, in your search for greener pastures, you sometimes switch partners too quickly. Be discreet with the opposite sex as you can face some unpleasant situations.

[Hello_Kitty]

10. "Do Not Disturb"

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

12. Muahahahaha

General character:
Scorpio (the scorpion) is intense and powerful. Although you appear controlled and calm, you are emotional and energetic. Scorpios often have strong and penetrating eyes. They seem fun to be with socially, but some seem self-involved and withdrawn. You can recognize your special qualities and it requires self-control to prevent you from using them for bad reasons. In relationships, you can be passionate and overwhelming. You are also very sensitive and take almost every comment to heart. You discard friends when they start to bore you.

Romantic character:
The opposite sex holds a fair deal of attraction to you but you should be careful in your dealings with them as you usually end up in unpleasant situations, because of the zeal and determination with which you tackle relationships with the opposite sex. Be friendly by all means, but treat the person like one treats a rose. Enjoy its glory, but do not crush its petals. You will find more satisfaction. You cannot be faithful for too long and this will not only destroy your reputation, but also remain a painful memory all your life.

Important Information on Scorpions:

Good career choices for you are:

Surgeon
Psychologist
Soldier
Research scientist
Police
Detective
Spy
Lawyer

Scorpions are prone to liver and kidney problems.
Your ruling planet: Pluto.
The scorpion is associated with Scorpio.
Your lucky color: dark red or maroon.
Your lucky gemstone: opal.
Your lucky numbers : 2, 7, 9.

[Deja Q]

19. Sounds more like me, except for the romance slush...

[sui generis]

11. Scorpio and dead on

General character:
Scorpio (the scorpion) is intense and powerful. Although you appear controlled and calm, you are emotional and energetic. Scorpios often have strong and penetrating eyes. They seem fun to be with socially, but some seem self-involved and withdrawn. You can recognize your special qualities and it requires self-control to prevent you from using them for bad reasons. In relationships, you can be passionate and overwhelming. You are also very sensitive and take almost every comment to heart. You discard friends when they start to bore you.

Romantic character: ( on edit, replace "opposite sex with same sex")
The opposite sex holds a fair deal of attraction to you but you should be careful in your dealings with them as you usually end up in unpleasant situations, because of the zeal and determination with which you tackle relationships with the opposite sex. Be friendly by all means, but treat the person like one treats a rose. Enjoy its glory, but do not crush its petals. You will find more satisfaction. You cannot be faithful for too long and this will not only destroy your reputation, but also remain a painful memory all your life.

Important Information on Scorpions:

Good career choices for you are:

Surgeon
Psychologist
Soldier
Research scientist
Police
Detective
Spy
Lawyer

[Phentex]

20. I agree with some of those, but never soldier or police for me.

[sui generis]

30. in some bizarre way I identify with "defender"

sometimes. That doesn't always mean defensive! But in certain contexts a policeman or soldier could fit - just not someone who blindly follows orders.

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

36. i second that

injustices (determined by the very own moral codex) are confrontet in extremo "do or die"

[Phentex]

84. True. I was thinking more

in terms of killing others. I don't have it in me.

[realisticphish]

48. except for discarding friends

and being zealous relationships, dead on. oh, also I'm going into clinical psychology.

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[bearfan454]

13. Libra

We weigh all decisions.

[KDLarsen]

14. Cancer too..

.. though I absolutely wish whoever came up with the names could have come up with something other than a deadly disease.

EDIT: Holy moly, what are the odds - of the 7 professions on this "Good career choices for you are" list, I've given serious thoughts to the 4:

Journalist - I've always wanted to oust some of the rotten apples in our society.
Nurse - I've been in & out of the hospitals since I was a child, so I thought it would be nice to be a nurse & try to pass on the good experiences I've had.
Politician - I've always wanted to be a part of the leading entity, but not necessarily as a full-time politician.
Housekeeper
Chef - I dunno, I love cooking, I love thinking up new recipes.
Real-Estate-Broker
Gardener

[Left Is Write]

16. I've often thought that myself.

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33. Because astrology...

is not all poppycock. ;)

[Left Is Write]

15. Same as you.

[alexisfree]

18. Capricorn..

Very stubborn people.

[flamingyouth]

44. So am I

I actually fit the Capricorn description to a "T."

[norml]

21. 7/29/57 5pm cst Sun Mercury Mars Uranus and Pluto in Leo

Moon Venus and Jupiter in Virgo.

[Skittles]

22. ARIES FEMALES KICK ASS

indeed we DO.

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

26. What is with female KARIES?

;-)

[Skittles]

27. ??? I don't see 'KARIES'

I see ARIES

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

34. drunken humor

nevermind :beer:

it was just my first reading... "Karies female... :wtf:

nevermind
:)

[NV Whino]

31. Yes indeed

Aries sun, Aries, moon, Leo rising.

Lot's of fire here.

[Skittles]

67. man that IS a lot of fire

I think I'm a Pisces moon, hence the major marshmellow center; not sure about the rising

[NV Whino]

76. Gets a little hot sometimes

Of the 12 houses, six are fire. One earth, one water and the rest are air, which only fan the fire.

[dolo amber]

54. *High fives Skittles*

Hell yeah, sista. :7

[tigereye]

59. I am not surprised you are an Aries

;)

I am married to one, am the mother to one and have several brothers who are Ares as well. I am surrounded by them.

[Skittles]

66. me and my brother Glenn were both Aries

11 months apart. :)

[WindRavenX]

70. HELL YEAH WE DO

I'm a TOTAL Aries! Everything is a challange!

[WINEWOMAN7]

74. Aries females kick ass

Indeed we do. I've got 5 houses in Aries.

Dian

[Reverend_Smitty]

77. Another Aries Female checking in

General behavior:
Aries (the ram) loves freedom, and will accept any challenge. You will get impatient if your ideas do not work out immediately and as expected. You are unwilling to follow someone else's suggestions, especially if they do not make sense to you. You often have excess energy which can make you aggressive. Arians are brave leaders who express care and concern for all they lead. However, an Arian as a follower is rare, and can be troublesome. Some Arians will act self-centered because they believe that their views are right, and anyone who conflicts with them is wrong. Because you are open and honest, you will make energetic and generous friends. Arians have trouble compromising which can lead to problems in otherwise smooth friendships.

Yeah that pretty much describes me!

[Hans Delbrook]

79. But we ARE always right

Another Aries female - right here! We kick ass and whatever else needs kicked!:evilgrin:

And I am not aggressive - I am ASSERTIVE. Yes. Big difference. :kick:

[Frogtutor]

85. Female Aries here, too! n/t

[Revolucionario83]

23. I'm a Scorpio

I don't know too much about Astrology, but I guess I could start researching...

[eoberhauser]

24. Saggitarius Here

I swear I'm the poster child for this sign!

Sagittarius (the archer) is optimistic and full of life. You are adventurous, energised and an extrovert. You continue to have a positive outlook even when your ideas are put down. You are always on the side of the underdog. You have good judgment and enjoy starting projects. You have a nagging need to feel free, which can get you into trouble. You also tend to be impatient.

[Glenda]

80. Me too!!

I'm not the extrovert so much, but everything else listed describes me.

:hi:

[name not needed]

25. LIbra

General character:
Libra (the balance) is said to be the most desired Zodiac Sign. You are charming, good looking, gentle and kind. You are a good judge of character and have many good friends. You do not like it when your decisions are challenged, and are impatient with people who criticize you. You hate people who are cruel to others. Libras enjoy the arts more than science, so a career in the arts would be a good choice. You will understand other people's views and sympathize with them. A negative Libraian (there aren't many) flirts and seems shallow. They also are impatient with a daily routine.

[Baja Margie]

28. Cancer

Moon in Scorpio, Scorpio Rising Sign and planets are in Pisces, and Scorpio.

Totally Water here.

[arwalden]

29. Astrology Is Nonsense

and it's a bit bigoted too to assume that someone has an undesirable personality trait based solely on something they they have no control over: their birth date.

And thanks to precession and a change in the calendar, about half the people who think they were born under one sign are actually (literally) born under another sign. The sun's actual position in the heavens doesn't match up with what the calendar says it ought to be.

Never mind the fact that these descriptions and predictions are so vague that they could apply to just about ANYONE. They are written to appeal to our vanity and our own self doubts and fears.

Astrology is crap. A hoax. A fraud.

-- Allen

[Baclava]

38. OOOOOOoooooooo

[Swamp Rat]

49. Ahhhhh!!!!!

[arwalden]

50. LOL

[Amaya]

32. Virgo

General character:
Virgos are creative, delicate, and intelligent. You love to have everything in order, but are also patient. You are very observant, which can lead you to be judgmental. Some people may think that you are a cold person, because you rarely show your emotions. You also have a lot of charm and dignity, although you may not have many friends, due to your troubles with showing your feelings. Virgos are more followers than leaders. You are always logical.


Yeah whatever.

[Fleurs du Mal]

35. aye, whatever

[China_cat]

37. Slippery when wet

[SarahB]

39. Aquarius on a Pisces cusp.

(last day of Aquarius that is)

I think Cancer's rock BTW!

If you want to get really in depth about this stuff, check out http://www.astro.com . I wouldn't alter my life based on this stuff, but if it's for fun or self-insight, I don't think it's such a bad thing.

[LDS Jock]

62. Aquarius too, but no Pisces cusp

January 29th. Thanks for the link. I'm always up for something new. It seems sometimes like I've seen everything on the Internet.

[fluffernutter]

40. Libra here too.

"General character:
Libra (the balance) is said to be the most desired Zodiac Sign. You are charming, good looking, gentle and kind. You are a good judge of character and have many good friends. You do not like it when your decisions are challenged, and are impatient with people who criticize you. You hate people who are cruel to others. Libras enjoy the arts more than science, so a career in the arts would be a good choice. You will understand other people's views and sympathize with them. A negative Libraian (there aren't many) flirts and seems shallow. They also are impatient with a daily routine."

[hackfu]

41. Leo

Though i act nothing like a leo so something must have got screwed up there along the way :crazy:

[kiki]

42. Virgo, and I'm also

the same Chinese year (the Ox) as Margaret Thatcher and Adolph Hitler. Go figure.

And I really, REALLY fucking HATE to admit it, but that Virgo description is pretty spot-on for me.

[Cerridwen]

43. Sun - Libra, Moon-Gemini, Ascendant-Capricorn

Mercury, Mars, Jupiter-Libra
Venus, Saturn-Saggittarius

To list just a few.



:hi:

[azoth]

64. So these coincidences are rather amusing.

The whole catholic upbringing thing and now we're both Libras who can spew out the entirety of our charts. Good thing I don't believe there are such a thing as coincidences, eh? ;)

At least my moon is in Cancer and my rising is Aquarius. :)

Holy shit - your Mercury, Mars AND Jupiter are in Libra?! How do you *function*? Ahhh...never mind. That Cap rising must serve you quite well.

[Cerridwen]

68. One word - conflicted

:o

[azoth]

69. omg the mental discussions you must have with yourself...

That alone has gotta be worth the price of admission. ;)

It's a good thing we're so interesting - just makes it aaaaaaaaaaaall worthwhile, doesn't it? B-)

[Cerridwen]

71. Discussion, schmussion,

I argue, debate, and I even have an entire courtroom, judge, jury, prosecutor, never a defense attorney as I'm always my own defense attorney, and hate-filled audience. Eek!

Oh, yah, interesting we be. I think I'm certifiable, but hey, that's interesting, too.

:7

[azoth]

73. Boy do I grok that.

:)

[norml]

81. Catholic upbringing here too. Jupiter in Sagittarius as well.

With Neptune in Libra,just before it moved into Scorpio.

[Wapsie B]

45. Saggitarius

General character:
Sagittarius (the archer) is optimistic and full of life. You are adventurous, energised and an extrovert. You continue to have a positive outlook even when your ideas are put down. You are always on the side of the underdog. You have good judgment and enjoy starting projects. You have a nagging need to feel free, which can get you into trouble. You also tend to be impatient.

[cabbage08]

46. gemini

[Swamp Rat]

47. Here ya go:

[JohnKleeb]

51. barely Leo

Cancer ends just a day or so before my birthday.
I read the leo info and it says I will have a position with leadership qualities, :shrug: thats not me.

[StopTheMorans]

52. Pisces

[UTUSN]

57. Hey, Moody and Sensitive! Let's Take on These Skeptics!!!!!!!!!!

[StopTheMorans]

58. I don't believe in skeptics

:P

[gottalickbush]

53. Scorpio

[Dez]

55. Virgo, Scorpio rising...

[Dastard Stepchild]

56. I am most desired...

Really... it said so on the webpage. So there :)

General character:
Libra (the balance) is said to be the most desired Zodiac Sign. Natch.
You are charming, good looking, gentle and kind. So true.
You are a good judge of character and have many good friends. Accurate.
You do not like it when your decisions are challenged, and are impatient with people who criticize you. Malicious lie.
You hate people who are cruel to others. And how.
Libras enjoy the arts more than science, so a career in the arts would be a good choice. And a poverty choice, but I have a healthy disregard for wealth.
You will understand other people's views and sympathize with them. Yup.
A negative Libraian (there aren't many) flirts and seems shallow. So harsh.
They also are impatient with a daily routine. Ehh...

[Longgrain]

60. Cancer

with Leo rising...

But I don't believe in all that superstitious, pseudoscience, star reading crap...

Now I must consult my copy of the E Ching to find out if I'm right.

[Liberal_Andy]

61. virgo

:toast:

[wovenpaint]

65. Very Gemini-but YIPES!

That description sure makes it hard to own up to being one! I'm not that bad, I promise!
Of course, I agree with the intelligent part, tho.:evilgrin:

[Mist]

72. Another Scorpio

My feeling about Scorpios is that we seem to find genuine contentment rather elusive....too much intensity probably.

[fleabert]

75. virgo the non-virgin

General character:
Virgos are creative, delicate, and intelligent. You love to have everything in order, but are also patient. You are very observant, which can lead you to be judgmental. Some people may think that you are a cold person, because you rarely show your emotions. You also have a lot of charm and dignity, although you may not have many friends, due to your troubles with showing your feelings. Virgos are more followers than leaders. You are always logical.

somewhat true. I am not delicate. I am known for showing my emotions at the drop of a hat. Not a lot of dignity, I burp on command. I prefer to partner rather than lead or follow. No one is ALWAYS anything. But the rest is pretty true.

[lumberingbear]

78. Gemini

But I have NEVER been mean in my life!!! (Really!!!) I hate mean people!!!

[Aiptasia]

82. All kinds of gemini

and I was born in the chineese year of the dog.

[shesemsmom]

83. Virgo

Bad Bitch here. Can't help myself........its in the stars lol:evilgrin:

[AngryLizard]

87. Virgo

With a bunch of Virgo friends and a Virgo husband(at one point, I ran with a group of five virgos, all born within 3 weeks of each other). Not so sure about the follower thing, because I've always been a leader among my friends, but then again, I have Leo rising. From what I've seen, Virgos also like/don't mind being alone, tend to wander in stores (I know this sounds weird, but try it sometime with a couple of virgo friends), have a wry wit, are avid readers, and are very particular about the things that they are very particular about. People think we're very neat, but actually we're prefectionists, so we can sometimes be messy because we're just frustrated that you can NEVER keep anything clean, and we don't have a lot of time, because we're usually running around doing 5 million things at once. We like lists. We like agendas. We like when things are perfectly clear. We generally know when to keep quiet. Sometimes we just keep quiet when we don't know what else to do. This can lead to problems. Like being thought of as cold and unfeeling.

[sundog]

86. Capricorn