St. Jarvitude
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Sun Nov-28-04 09:23 PM
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I found a page chock-full of great (albeit hard to read... awful grammar) Family Guy quotes (mostly related to Stewie):
Lois: Oh look at Stewie, isn't he adorable playing with his Sesame Street Phone? Stewie: Put me through to the Pentagon! Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes? Stewie: Don't toy with me Ernie, Ive already dispatched with Mr. Cooper, Ive got 6 armed men stationed outside Big Bird's nest, and as for Linda, well it's kind of hard for a deaf women to hear an assassin approach isn't it? Ernie: Can you count to three? Stewie: Oh indeed I can. *Shoots phone* One! *Shoots phone* Two! *Shoots phone* Three! Heh heh..can I count to three, for God's sakes I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level.
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Socialist Dem
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Sun Nov-28-04 09:33 PM
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Edited on Sun Nov-28-04 09:33 PM by Socialist Dem
Stewie: Now look here... Jo-LENE, I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES. For every pickle I find, I'll KILL YOU!
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Sun Nov-28-04 09:43 PM
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Sun Nov-28-04 09:55 PM
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4. My fat baby loves to eat (loves to eat).. |
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My favorite is when they move to the south and Stewie learns the banjo.
"Ooh, I feel so deliciously white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet!"
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