I nominate this for the best insult I've heard

[cally]

"Dalton McGuinty," the statement said. "He's an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet."





The increasingly bitter tone of the Ontario campaign took a surreal turn Friday when a press release from the Tory election machine labelled Liberal Leader Dalton McGuinty a pet-eating alien.

The bizarre insult, contained in a statement e-mailed to media representatives shortly before lunchtime, immediately deflected attention from the health-care agenda that the Conservatives had hoped to pitch Friday.

http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20030912.wonta0912/BNStory/National/

[NewYorkerfromMass]

1. He knows Bill Frist?

Canadians are a cosmopolitan sort. :)

[NJCher]

2. yep, that was pretty creative

Love a good insult.

I have saved a few of my faves in a file. Here's a selection, written about bush:

And I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol™?"



Cher

[cally]

4. ROFLMAO...that's even better

More nominees please!

[einsteins stein]

7. Ohhh, Thats from Christmas Vacation

with Chevy Chase.

It applies to Bush, but predates that reals sack of monkey shit by some time...

[HEyHEY]

3. INSULT?

Were I'm from that's a compliment

[joeybee12]

5. You know, it's too bizarre to get my vote

Nasty insults that make people say hey, that's partly true, are the best and most effective

[HEyHEY]

6. Maybe it is partly true

bwahahaha!

[mddemo]

8. best insult ever

From my mother to me

son lets face it if your face was your fortune, you would be lucky to pay taxes

she was a funny woman..