KCDem
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Sat Sep-20-03 07:58 PM
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I walked in on my husband waxing his telescope. Ask me anything! |
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Sat Sep-20-03 07:59 PM
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Steve Martin brand penis cream really works well?
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KCDem
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:01 PM
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5. um, he was using "White Lightning" |
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not sure how it would work on a penis, though.
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Sat Sep-20-03 07:59 PM
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not seein' enough stars in the bedroom ;)
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KCDem
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:02 PM
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6. when he's drunk he does. |
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(or, when I'm drunk, he might) :evilgrin:
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:00 PM
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Edited on Sat Sep-20-03 08:01 PM by _NorCal_D_
is that some sort of lewd innuendo? :evilgrin:
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KCDem
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:02 PM
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7. huh huh, you said "innuendo" |
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:00 PM
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4. Okay, I'll be brave... |
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Are you using a euphemism, or does he watch the stars?
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KCDem
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:03 PM
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8. well, he does have a telescope. |
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But I often catch him waxing the figurative one as well.
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:04 PM
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KCDem
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:05 PM
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10. why, are you volunteering? |
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:17 PM
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11. I hazard a guess that |
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if you and I put on some sexy lingerie and traded spankings, your hubby would be seeing stars without even touching his telescope.
:spank:
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:20 PM
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13. Is that KCDem as in Kansas City??? |
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If so, GO CHIEFS!!! (I used to live in Overland Park and still love my CHIEFS!!!) Hell, we all waxed our telescopes back then.
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:22 PM
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you both take turns spanking me?
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(KCDem just suggested I wear her lingerie while you spank me. I'm game if you are...)
I'm going to have trouble retracting that damn telescope tonight...
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TXlib
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:17 PM
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12. Well, I was lubricating my telescope |
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but it was a wax-based lubricant.
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Norton
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:22 PM
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14. Is that TXLib as in Texas??? |
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I live in Dallas now... and still wax philisophical...
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TXlib
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:23 PM
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We now live in Houston. Moved here last year from Kansas City. (So, that answers your other question, too.)
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Norton
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Sat Sep-20-03 08:28 PM
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17. Okay, I just figured it out everyone!!! |
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KCDem is a woman married to TXLib, a man. They're sitting there in Houston needing our help in spicing up the old marriage/illicit relationship. As fellow liberals, don't we have to help them out???
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Sat Sep-20-03 09:35 PM
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18. Hell, I'm going totally crazy from not having |
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any sex for WAAAAYYYYY too freakin long, and you want me to help another couple get it on so I can be even more frustrated and terribly jealous all night? Uh-uh, pal, they're gonna have to find another volunteer. Besides, it's been so long for me that I think I'd be too rusty to be of any help, lol!
Now, if TXlib wants me to dress up in Victoria's Secret lingerie and spank him, and help him "retract his telescope", I might consider that, if KCDem gives her permission. Of course, she could join in if she wanted!
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Sat Sep-20-03 09:38 PM
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19. Was it fully extended or retracted? |
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Edited on Sat Sep-20-03 09:40 PM by BurtWorm
Was it trained on Uranus?
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Sat Sep-20-03 10:19 PM
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20. Every time I try that, she slaps me silly. |
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Sat Sep-20-03 10:56 PM
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22. Is that why you're waxing your telescope? |
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I assume she lets you train it on the Delta of Venus. Or should I say presume.
:spank:
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Sat Sep-20-03 10:45 PM
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You didn't say if you were freaked out or turned on.
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TXlib
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Sat Sep-20-03 10:57 PM
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23. I was applying White Lightning lube |
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to the outside of the eyepiece tube, so it wouldn't stick.
Hardcore astronomy geeks might be turned on by that, but I can't imagine anybody freaked out by it.
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