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Tue Nov-30-04 09:24 PM
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1. All you have to do is pray and we'll be there |
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:25 PM
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3. So, do they take whatever I decide to |
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Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 09:29 PM by supernova
donate in the collection plate? :crazy:
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:25 PM
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:26 PM
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4. Faith-Based Maintenance! |
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:26 PM
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:27 PM
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6. Do ya suppose he's trying to tell us what a burden his work load is? |
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Nah, I'm sure there's another message he's trying to convey. The Apostle Paul wrote something in one of his letters about being a "fool for Christ's sake." Seems to be a lot of that going around lately. Defies words, doesn't it? Your "Good Lord" seems to say it all.
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:28 PM
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7. So they do crucifixions too? |
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:28 PM
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8. *right-click* *save image as desktop* |
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That's a scream, thanks pagerbear.
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:29 PM
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9. sorta solves the question of 'who would Jesus call?' |
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:30 PM
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10. He's wearing Hammer pants |
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Jesus. Get with the times.
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:47 PM
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Those pants went out with pepsi... :puke:
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:34 PM
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22. Doh! You beat me to it! |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:36 PM
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Usually by the time I spot a thread, someone's posted the same smartass comment I thought of. :hi:
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:31 PM
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11. An example of someone I WOULD NOT call |
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:34 PM
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12. oh mother of mercy...that's my friggin area code. I really need to move. |
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:35 PM
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13. This is obviously a ploy |
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to get some of those faith-based initiative monies.
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:43 PM
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15. All America Maintenance: Our plumbers walk on toilet water |
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:43 PM
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14. makes you want to eat a vat of chili, a gallon of ice cream and use |
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brawny paper towels as toilet paper... and have to call the plumber to fix it. I'd pay to watch a jesus crispy like that clean up my shit for once!
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:44 PM
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16. I find it rather offensive. |
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Is he comparing himself to Christ?
And moreover, is Christ "All American"?
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:45 PM
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17. Put a little fish on a whorehouse and it will be the busiest whorehouse in |
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Tue Nov-30-04 09:49 PM
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19. Strangely Jesus REALLY could have used even one ladder |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:17 PM
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20. Well, Jesus WAS a carpenter after all. |
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I'm sure he was handy around the house, but I wouldn't trust him with the electrical and air conditioning systems.
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:33 PM
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21. Jesus wore MC Hammer pants? |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:38 PM
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24. "24 Hour service-Except Wednesday Evening and ALL day Sunday" |
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I'll just say that advertising your Religion is NO guarrantee of quality of work or honesty...
Wonder if he'd do work for Osama Mohammed?
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:42 PM
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25. Jebus looks way too happy haulin' that cross |
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Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 10:45 PM by Spiffarino
Is that some new Olympic event? I can almost hear "Dixie" playing as he whips around that cross with the rhythmic gymnastics ribbon attached.
9.875!
On edit: Sorry if this seems disrespectful, but the guy with the van started it. And that sure isn't Jesus. That's Jebus.
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