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Tue Nov-30-04 09:59 PM
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Jesus is coming tomorrow. |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:00 PM
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1. Ask him to bring my dead cat back with him |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:58 PM
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:00 PM
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2. Oh yeah, if a raving loon says it, it MUST BE TRUE. |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:01 PM
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:07 PM
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Tue Nov-30-04 11:00 PM
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Tue Nov-30-04 11:07 PM
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31. Jesus is coming... look busy. |
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Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 11:29 PM by IMOK_UROK2
I saw that on a bumper sticker. Its almose "pogo like" in its message. Pogo's famous line "we've seen the enemy, and they is us".
The other sticker I saw was "Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed"
On another note: I'm not making fun of peoples belief, just noting that you can find humor in almost anything. I once saw a bumper sticker on a car that said "Proof that God has a sense of humor: He Made Us"
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:35 PM
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43. I think God will survive our humor at Her expense. She can |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:01 PM
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chop down all the trees, stop the vote audit, and let's all get drunk and screw.
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Tue Nov-30-04 11:02 PM
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29. Don't forget taking over the world |
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it's the last chance we'll get before he gets here.
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:01 PM
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I hope, as he stands out there waiting for a labor job, that he can earn enough to take home to his family.
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:02 PM
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6. One of the best t-shirts I ever saw |
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Was owned by a friend of mine. I had Jesus on the front with his hands stretched out in in welcome and below it "Jesus protect me from your followers."
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:06 PM
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10. Here's a blasphemous pic: |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:10 PM
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Damm that is funny. This t-shirt is the offical tour shirt of "Pontius Pilate and his Nail Driving Five." Look for their hit single "Rocking Around the Cross" in stores soon.
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:25 PM
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19. I see the humor, but I'm not myself amused. |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:26 PM
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20. I didn't find it really funny either, but I thought some people might. |
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:30 AM
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32. Similar to a bumper sticker - |
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"I have no problem with Jesus... it's his followers I can't stand."
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:04 PM
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7. Crap! I'm not at all prepared for company |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:05 PM
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Fallwell will lead the mob that nails Him to the cross again
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:25 PM
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all the Rethug Evangelicals will call him a bleeding heart liberal commie pinko, because he preaches peace, feed the poor, and pardon the sinners.
Damn subversive agitator.Why he's un-American, and even worse un-Christian. ;-)
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:06 PM
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9. Time to hide the good silverware? |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:12 PM
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13. Can I have the day off? |
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:13 PM
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14. Is he going to take all the fundies back with him? |
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If so then he can crash at my place. I even have a list of names he can use. :)
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:15 PM
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He had just gotten off work at McDonalds.
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:17 PM
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I better tidy up.
Anyone know where I can get a fatted calf on short notice to throw on the BBQ?
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:20 PM
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17. he's not going to tell me to go shopping is he? |
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I'm going to be really pissed off if that's his message. :)
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:23 PM
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18. Excellent. I'm ready to go. |
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Everything seems to be going to Hell down here.
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:26 PM
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21. damnit I can't find my list |
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of questions to ask Jesus when he comes back.
Smurf!!!
where did I put it?
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:29 PM
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:53 PM
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:46 PM
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23. Hey, I've seen that logo before. |
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Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 10:46 PM by Flammable Materials
Wasn't that on the shirt that Kumar was wearing in Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle"?
What is it, anyway?
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:47 PM
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Tue Nov-30-04 11:04 PM
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Roll up an extra fat one.
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:51 PM
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25. OK, then lunch is on Him... |
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No 3 fishies and 5 loaves of bread, either. I want Hummous!
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Tue Nov-30-04 10:54 PM
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Well, he did live in the middle east for a while.
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:41 AM
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33. Jesus on the cross, looks down at Paul and says: |
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"Wow...Hey Paul..I can see my house from here"
Jesus walks into a Motel..says: All I've got are these 5 nails...Can you put me up for the night?
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:48 PM
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Wed Dec-01-04 12:51 PM
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35. Has he come to pick up his otakus ? |
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They are annoying the hell out of me.
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:05 PM
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37. Jesus is coming and Grandma's cooking |
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A sign I remember from I-75 near the Florida/Georgia border, for a truck stop/restaurant. I thought it was one of the best ads ever.
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:11 PM
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do I have a lot of questions I want to ask him! Starting with why are some of your followers such dense dimwads and could you give them a brain please?
Remember that Robin Williams routine on Oral Roberts where someone told Oral that Jesus was there to see him and Robin immitating Oral said: "Jesus forgive me I misinterpreted the Bible, I thought it said the "geeks" shall inherit the earth."
"Or the line: "If Jim Baker is such a miracle worker why can't he make his wife's Jiffy Pop hairdo go down?"
That whole routine was hysterical.
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:13 PM
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39. OK this was posted yesterday, where is he? |
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now George Bush came for a visit, but a) he is not jesus b) he has left now
I'm still waiting....
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:20 PM
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you still want to show your face if George was going around telling people he was your right hand man? I don't blame Jesus at all.
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:47 PM
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45. hey the redneck fundi mayor of this little backwater where I live |
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listed Jesus as his campaign manager
heh heh
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:34 PM
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42. I'm going to ask a fundie if I can have his car |
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after the rapture happens.
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:39 PM
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44. Only 24 more shopping days til his birthday! |
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Is the party gonna be at Chucky Cheese?
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:50 PM
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46. What should we make for dinner? (n/t) |
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:50 PM
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47. Quick, put away the porn. |
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You might be smote. Or smited. Or smitten. Or something involving pain and smoke and a thunderbolt. Or something.
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Wed Dec-01-04 01:56 PM
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48. Is he bringing me something?? |
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After all I am the Princess.
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