Cheney’s bulge revealed: Pocket or package?

[212demop]

Photo at: http://www.bluelemur.com/index.php?p=425

Just because it's hard to look away.

RAW STORY has acquired a scan of a rather revealing photograph shot by a Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer Dale Guldan. According to Milwaukee Magazine, the newspaper would not let them reprint the photograph in a story about how editors overlooked the bulge in the Vice President’s pants and let the story run on the front page of their Sept. 11, 2004 Metro section. However, the photograph has made its way into the blogosphere, and thanks to Jesus’ General and Industrial Waste, we are able to reproduce it here.


We shrunk the picture to try to improve the quality since the scanned image is rather degraded. You can click the image to enlarge.


Here’s a snippet from the Milwaukee Magazine piece.



Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president’s smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is?


“You’re not imagining it,” Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo.


Guldan explains that he took between 100 and 200 photographs that day with a digital camera, chose six to eight images for possible publication and didn’t notice anything odd in the Kopp’s image because Cheney sat in the shadows. Incredibly, a “dozen or so” editors saw the photo before publication and nobody raised a red


flag, he says.


“I got a chuckle out of it when I noticed it, too. If I had noticed it sooner, I would have cropped it,” Guldan says, referring, of course, to the standard practice of trimming a photo without altering its accuracy. “I wasn’t out to put him in a negative light.”


One Journal Sentinel reader pointed out the blooper in an e-mail to WKLH-FM radio hosts Dave Luczak, Carole Caine and Kevin Brandt. Caine dug through her recycling to find the photo.


“It’s like a scud missile, for crying out loud,” Caine said.

[clydefrand]

1. He ain't called Big Dick for nuttin'. However I think it's just a

wad of Halliburton change that migrated southward.

[yardwork]

2. Whatever that is, it ain't normal

[Scrooge]

3. I think

Im going to be sick!!! Do you really think Rove wouldnt go to ANY means to make his boys look like he-men??? Its revolting!!

[Philostopher]

4. Maybe it's ...

elephantiasis.

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. click on photo to enlarge

[212demop]

7. He's disgusting. I don't know which of his heads I'd rather

stick in a vice and twist off more.

[RagingInMiami]

6. Maybe that's where he keeps the shrub

[Fridays Child]

8. He must keep those energy policy meeting transcripts in his underpants.

[Left Is Write]

9. I cannot look at that picture!

Ack! Ack! Ack!

:puke:

[salin]

10. eewwwwwwwwwww shouldn't have clicked the link

erase that image from memory... worse than the pilot/flight suit cod piece pictures... eeeewwwwwwwww.

[RagingInMiami]

11. You never know

that could be one of devices that the shrub was wearing during the first debate. "Keep smiling, he's taking your picture. Keep smiling."

[GingerSnaps]

12. Colostomy Bag

:shrug:

[tandot]

13. it all depends ...

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Maybe little Dick has a big bladder control problem :evilgrin:

[Lex]

14. It's a colostomy bag--I have the pic to prove it!

[212demop]

17. Jesus, you're right! God help me that I never have to wear one of those.

[RagingInMiami]

19. So what does that mean?

[212demop]

21. his poo comes outta there

[lizzieforkerry]

22. What exactly is a Colostomy bag for and what does it do? n/t

[Lex]

23. When you can't control your bowels, you can get a colostomy bag

and your bowels empty into the bag.

Possibly all of Cheney's bypass operations and ongoing heart problems and medications have made the colostomy bag necessary.

[RagingInMiami]

26. we always knew he was full of it

[Book Lover]

15. Please, I just had dinner

I first saw this at Sullivan's blog, and was sickened there too...

[Lex]

16. Sorry. But

did Sullivan understand that it wasn't Cheney's um . . . thing?

[Book Lover]

20. Um, I don't recall

I think he left it open to interpretation...

[pfitz59]

18. Must've been some young boys walking by......

:evilgrin:

[borlis]

24. Finally, the WMD's have been found!!

Maybe he is peeing into a bag?

[Lex]

25. The picture in post #14 shows what it is.

Pretty evident to me that's what it is.

[212demop]

27. kick!

:Kick: