I MUST escape the 700 club! PLEASE ask me ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

[Sannum]

1. What color is your hair?

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Light brown, I'm getting cut tomorrow, so it looks like this;

I love Kate Winslet hehe :D

[fluffernutter]

21. super cute hair cut. I love her too esp. after seeing

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. I have yet to see that movie,

:cry:

And yes isn't it the cutest cut? I so happy about getting my hair done tomorrow, its always fun :D

[Runcible Spoon]

7. Praze you sister sannum

[Left Is Write]

2. Do you think large talking purple dinosaurs

with annoying voices and false cheerfulness should be banned from the public airwaves?

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. YES! They are hurting our nations children

[DianeG5385]

3. I had so much fun escaping the 700 club

With the help of fellow DUers that I will join in to help you

[Runcible Spoon]

9. praze you sister DianeG5385

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. YAY you rock! Thanks for the help! :D

[DianeG5385]

5. So where are you from?

Just a warning I got from someone who helped me escape, don't respond to your own posts too much but we can get you through this!

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. I live in Washington state, and yeah I'm watching out for the spam filter

[DianeG5385]

20. I live in Rohnert Park, CA, in Sonoma County

Lovely liberals here, but the Repubs are an ever increasing presence as they move to the rural burbs.

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. I live in Skagit county, lots of repubs here, so I hear ya!

:puke:

[snacker]

6. How tall are you?

[Runcible Spoon]

12. praze you, brother snacker

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. 5'9.. if you ask my weight I'll hurt you LOL

[DianeG5385]

10. I'm going to a DFA meetup for the first time tomorrow

Looking forward to it. I hope that valuable info. is exchanged.

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Oh that sounds really neat, I hope you have fun and learn good stuff!

:D

[DianeG5385]

15. Do you think Tammy Faye's hair is real?

What about her lung cancer cure? Interesting Larry King tonight...Hang on to secular life by getting God to intervene? Is this a bunch of miraculous cure hoooey??? How many people do you know have been cured of lung cancer??

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Tell me if Tammy Faye, herslf, is real and tell you if her hair is

:P

[DianeG5385]

34. Lol!!! A plastic creature of the corporate christianity movement

A little anecdote for you, I hope you see this, I worked in Torrance CA back in the late 80's and went to lunch at the local Marie Callendars. Guess who sat ACROSS FROM ME??? Tammy Faye and Jim Bakker and family, the four of them were eating there prior to some news interview I saw later that night!!!! This is in the middle of the Jim Bakker sex scandal so my EARS WRE BURNING!!! Basically it was so typical burb family, the kids complaining and annoying, Ma and Pa very civil. Jim Bakker was a TINY man, Tammy, full makeup! That's all for now!

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. Holy crap! Thats the best!!! I think I would have ran screaming though

Tammy Faye scares me :scared:

[dethl]

16. Whats so bad about the 700 club?

[Runcible Spoon]

18. praze you brother dethl

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Ok you must stop trying to escape on MY thread dude.. its not cool

[Runcible Spoon]

27. are you serious?

here I thought we had a spirit of comraderie...am I wrong?

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. LOL no were you around for that little tiff between, Liberal Andy and

Griffindor_bookworm? He kept being a nerd and made her mad, I just thought I would relive that for moment :P

[Runcible Spoon]

32. ***sigh of relief******

nope I missed that one! I really thought you were pissed at me! got a link??

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. LOL Heck no! We'll help each other escape! Um I dont where the link is..

but I shall find. Never you worry! :D

[Runcible Spoon]

45. LOL!

I;m starting a thread about Pat's inspirational quotes.
Also, please disregard PM I sent!

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. Hehe ok PM ignored : ) I lied though, I cant find the thread damn it...

:(

[Runcible Spoon]

56. didya see? cornfield made it!

!!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. The PM? Yes I did, it was there twice! lol

:P

:7

[Book Lover]

60. Oh, don't open that door McGee

From one who knows - it's enough to know that it happened...

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Welcome to DU dethl!

:hi:

And must you really ask?

[fluffernutter]

23. Are you getting highlights in your hair like the pic above?

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. If I had money I would, but I dont so no, but my hair is colored a lot

like hers so its all good :D

[bettyellen]

25. what's all this about the spam filter? can you screw something up by

posting so darn much?

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. I guess if you reply to your own posts over and over, it locks you up

but my replying to different posts I'm safe, I think thats how it works anyway? :shrug:

[Book Lover]

26. I'd ask you a question

But I'm afraid of another random blessing :-) Who *knows* what'll happen!

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. LOL just ignore him, he's just being silly... please ask away!

Please... dont make me beg! :P

[Book Lover]

50. Is it hella cold up in Washington too?

And dontcha just hate "hella"? Isn't it so 1998?

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. Yeah its pretty cold, its like 40 something, not too bad, but we're use

to it here.

LOL hella is a funny word I think.

[AVID]

33. Cake - what is your fav cake?

mine is red velvet

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. How can anyone pick a fav? Thats just a cruel thing, to make someone pick

only one!

I feel like doing Eddie Izzards "Cake or Death" routine now though :D

[AVID]

41. oh come on - you have to pick or you get none!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. I dont get any? MEAN! Ok I'll be simple and pick....

Devils food :9





Oh sweet chocolate!

[AVID]

48. mmmmm . . . 2nd fav good choice

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. Aww thankie. I like your choice too,

but then again I just like cake lol :7

[AngryAmish]

37. Do you fish?

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. When I was younger I did. I think I remember how to clean one too.

If only that part wasn't so icky!

[AngryAmish]

44. tell me about your biggest fish

how, what species, etc

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I honestly dont remember what it was, but

it was like 5 inches long, if that.. LOL I was not a very good fisher-woman.

[AngryAmish]

61. It is my long term goal to turn the Lounge

into an exclusively fishing-related board. I am not having much luck so far.

But fishing is good for the mind and body. FInd someone to go fishing with.

[For PaisAn]

38. Wow, you joined on my birthday

Gotta help you out with this kick.

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. Wow really? Aww Happy Belated Birthday!

:party: :toast: :party:

[Timebound]

40. Do you like Pumpkin Pie?

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. Welcom to DU Timebound!

:hi:

Heck yeah I love pumpkin pie! :9

[Timebound]

55. But how about Pumpkin Pie Cheesecake?

Aw, thanks! *feels welcome*

I've been around about a month but no en mass posts just yet... Been busy with politcal stuff and all.

But really, you like Pumpkin Pie? What about Pumpkin Pie Cheesecake? I was at a resturant today and they had it on the menu.

It was so gross... And I like Pumpkin Pie AND Cheesecake.

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. Ew no I dont like that, and I'm the same as you, like both cheesecake and

pumpkin pie, I was sad it wasnt good when I had, but I guess my hopes were too high :(

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. Bump.. need help.. help please.. ask me things.. talk to me please help

...uh am I being a little desperate?

[Timebound]

64. Can I bear your children?

No, I'm NOT serious.

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

66. Since you're not serious, then sure! Why not? LOL

[Runcible Spoon]

71. you can have my firstborn if you get us out of teh 700 club!

eom

[AVID]

63. how did you pick your du name

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. I got it from the George Orwell quote:

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

:D

[Runcible Spoon]

67. Can God microwave a burrito so hot even HE can't eat it?

eom

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. well I would say, no. Just because I find it hard to believe that,

someone who doesnt exist, could use a microwave...

Edited to add: :evilgrin:

[Runcible Spoon]

69. God created the microwave! DUH!

eom

[RevolutionaryActs]

72. LOL! I feel bad, just posting an 'lol' post, but I dont know what to say..

Lets dance!

[Runcible Spoon]

87. post as many s you want!

I'm certain I'm not providing other people with indepth, well thought posts tonite!

[RevolutionaryActs]

70. Heres a question for you all: Will I make it out of the 700 club tonight?

[Runcible Spoon]

73. hell yeah! with God's grace, that is!

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

74. BWHAHAHAHAHHAA You loony

;)

[Runcible Spoon]

75. puttin you on friend list!

we've been through so much together tonight! **sniff**

[RevolutionaryActs]

76. Awwwww man! Thats so sweet!

:cry:

Come here! :pals:

[Runcible Spoon]

78. don't cry!

teh Rapture cometh!! :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. LOL!!! Stop! Or I really will cry.. cry with laughter! you're silly!

[Seabiscuit]

77. "Escape"??? Why did you turn your TV to that channel in the first place???

[Runcible Spoon]

to hear the Righteous word from Pat of course!

"From INformation, UNderstanding"

[RevolutionaryActs]

79. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Runcible Spoon]

81. how ya doin sweetie?

30 more to go,,,

[RevolutionaryActs]

82. Oh you wench! I'm still far, far away! I'm tried..I didnt sleep last night

:(

[Runcible Spoon]

83. what were you up to?

or is it too satanic and evil to discuss in polite righteous company??

[RevolutionaryActs]

85. BWHAHAA no, nothing like that... I think satan sent me nightmares

:scared:

[Runcible Spoon]

89. aww poor thing.

are you sure it wasn't God punishing you for not buying Pat's new book?

[RevolutionaryActs]

92. I hope not, I didnt know about Pat's new book until today, but maybe?

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

84. Will you spank me??

I am due!

[RevolutionaryActs]

86. YES!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:




And I would so log onto AIM, but I think I killed it....... oopsy :argh:

[Runcible Spoon]

91. How DARE you tempt a righteous, pure soul!

Get theee behind me devil!

[RevolutionaryActs]

96. How shall I repent for my moment of weakness?

[Runcible Spoon]

122. go buy anything Pat has ever written

and you msy be saved

[the Princess]

88. OK I'll ask you

Is my foot thing a fetish or just a phase?????

[RevolutionaryActs]

94. I think its a fetish, and I think you should ask FarceOfNature for help...

[Runcible Spoon]

98. It's obviously Satan's secret plan

to get you to sin.

[the Princess]

104. Oh well see

Satan doesn't have to get me to do anything - Been there - Done that!.:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

106. Is Satan's secret, anything like Victoria's secret?

;)

[Runcible Spoon]

109. teehee! yes but Satan's secret doesn't fall apart in the dryer

the first time you wash it! ;)

[ChoralScholar]

90. I'm not far ahead of you... trying to get out of Pat-Land myself... EOM

[Runcible Spoon]

93. hello fellow Clubber.

have you read Pat's new book?

[ChoralScholar]

97. yeah... i plan to read it in the bathroom, where I can put it to good use.

no... didn't know he had one out.

[Runcible Spoon]

100. yes. I have a thread about it.

in the lounge. It's a diet revolution book!

[RevolutionaryActs]

95. Excellent! We can do this together

[Runcible Spoon]

111. 20 more to go!

eonm

[ChoralScholar]

115. yep... I'll finish up tomorrow hopefully.

[DianeG5385]

99. Controversy!!! I just ate my 3rd tub(small pak) of Pringles!

I'm doing Atkins but those little chips just get to me! BTW Atkins WORKS but you do get the occasional craves.

[Runcible Spoon]

101. pfff! The only righteous way to lose weight is with Pat's new book!

eom

[RevolutionaryActs]

103. Yeah it works, because your body needs garbs to function,

and by denying it those garbs it looks to other places for that energy.

[DianeG5385]

151. Who's Pat?

By the way I have lost 25 pounds over 5 months.

[fryguy]

102. what will you do first when you're out of the 700 club?

[RevolutionaryActs]

105. Go to bed! So tried.. I had weird dreams last night

:scared:

[fryguy]

107. well there's a topic for you then....

just noticed it...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2116073

enjoy!

[Runcible Spoon]

108. 40 more!

just go post 1 word responses on other people's bullshit joke threads!

[RevolutionaryActs]

114. Yahooooooo how many now? LOL

[Runcible Spoon]

116. come on post FASTER!

in all the other threads!

[RevolutionaryActs]

119. ACK! Aye, aye capin!

[Runcible Spoon]

121. 32 to go. Quick and Dirty: Name of 1st person you had crush on:

eom

[RevolutionaryActs]

124. MacGyver, when I was like 5 lol!

[Runcible Spoon]

126. MACGUYVER??? ummm...moving along...

that's ok, mine was Lionel Richie when I was 6! OK: name of first pet:

[RevolutionaryActs]

127. Sam... or Samsom.. or Samwise... or dumb cat...uh what I mean I love him..

:)

[Runcible Spoon]

129. you like cake...what kind?

me: chocolate with white fudge icing

[RevolutionaryActs]

131. Cake.. is good.. all cake is gooooooooooooooooood!

Now I'm drooling.. damn it!

[Runcible Spoon]

132. 22 more...favorite band:

mine: the pixies

[RevolutionaryActs]

133. Oh I suck at these things, I can never pick just one!

I'll just name some... in no order


The Rolling Stones
The Beatles
The Doors
Sex Pistols
Keane
The Goo Goo Dolls
Blink-182
The Clash
Franz Ferdinand
Oasis
Matchbox 20
The Dixie Chicks
U2

[Runcible Spoon]

134. all righty then. Last book you read?

Me: Imajica, Clive Barker

[RevolutionaryActs]

135. Hitchhikers Guide.

I'm soooo close I can taste freedom!

[Runcible Spoon]

136. good choice. favorite thing to do with cheese?

me? melt it on nachos!

[RevolutionaryActs]

137. Nachos! mmm I just love cheese... I like it on fried egg sammiches though

soooooo yummy :9

[Runcible Spoon]

138. sammiches! you say that too huh! last movie you saw?

me: Alexander...kinda disappointing!

[RevolutionaryActs]

140. The Grude... very disappointing.

I wish Alexander would have been good, I'm declaring it not good since everyone says it sucks. The cast was so strong and Oliver Stone is good and the story itself is good :(

[Runcible Spoon]

143. My So-Called Life. Love it or hate it?

Me: Love it.
I thought Alexander was oooookkkkk, Jared Leto looked pretty fine

[RevolutionaryActs]

145. Never saw it, what can I say? I'm a yougnin' hehe

:P

Edit: typo

[Runcible Spoon]

147. HEY! I'm only 24!

wow do I feel like a granny! Don;t you whippersnappers like vintage anyway??

[RevolutionaryActs]

149. HAHHAHA Granny Farce...

:evilgrin:

I'm just teasing you know :yourock:

[RevolutionaryActs]

139. I would also like to thank you for all your wonderful help with freeing me

:7


:hug:

[Runcible Spoon]

141. and your help freeing me!

it's been a long strange trip

[RevolutionaryActs]

144. Yes, yes it has! lol!

[Runcible Spoon]

146. 2 MORE!

I'm all a-twitter!

[RevolutionaryActs]

150. Hey you! Move on over to the party!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2116568

[Runcible Spoon]

110. I MADE it!

I;m gonna stay here until you're out too!

[RevolutionaryActs]

113. AWwwww thats so sweet of you!

:D

[Radical Activist]

112. are you single?

in your 20's and do you like to date Democrats? Just curious...umm...no special reason to ask...umm...really.

[RevolutionaryActs]

117. LMAO! Yes I'm single, no I'm not in my 20's (18) I like Dems lol

You want the whole truth? I'm not shy so haha I'll tell you anyway!

I've never been on a date before :o

lol

[Radical Activist]

125. uh huh interesting

never been on a date? That's terrible. If only I were near your state I would have to do my best to resolve that issue.
Nice DU nickname. ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

128. LOL Thank you, I like my nickname too :D

and be glad you dont live closer.. my big brother would probably try to kill you if you came anywhere near me... aren't big brothers great? x(

[Radical Activist]

130. Big brothers like me

Parents and older brothers never suspect what a questionable character I am.

Were you old enough to vote in the Washington primary? Who did you support?

[Runcible Spoon]

118. HEY i didn't get hit on when I was trying to get out of the 700 club!

no fair!

[Radical Activist]

120. Sorry, I was probably busy campaigning when that happened

I can hit on you in the future if that will help

[Runcible Spoon]

123. ALL RIGHT!

I AM cute! ;)

[Valerie5555]

142. Okay do you think * really is the Antichrist??????????????

:D :) :evilgrin:

[Runcible Spoon]

148. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

:) :D :P :+ :evilgrin: :hippie: :party: :toast: :bounce: :smoke: :silly: :thumbsup: :hi: :grouphug: :pals: :headbang: :yourock:
CONGRATS!!