Why can't I get on a show with Tucker Carlson

[HEyHEY]

I'd rip that fuck a new A ten times better than Parrish..goddamnit! Just like that Globe and Mail columnist that was on O'Rielly...kinda soft. We need to send some real bastards south to be on these shows.

Seeing as how I can't get on a show with him...if I ever meet Carlson I'm gonna crack him one for that stupid ignorant comment he made today about Canadians being self- hating....get off Tucker..you obviously know shit about the country's mentality.

[autorank]

1. HeyHEY...I hope you get your shot.

Carlson is an embarrassment to all Americans who are not enamored with the insouciant twit style of commentary. This guy has the brains of a pygmy and the manners of a cock roach. Maybe he should spend a year in the Yukon Territory and 'chill.'

I'd apologize but there is no need to for such an absurd remark.
Who does this guy think he is?

[Dude_CalmDown]

9. HEY!!! What the fuck do you have against pygmy cockroaches? - n/t

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[autorank]

12. HEY 'Dude_CalmDown', let me retract and restate my position.

I have nothing against 'pygmy cockroaches.' some of my best friends are Pygmy cockroaches, and I was politically incorrect to use such an inflammatory term. My apologies to you and all other pygmy cockroaches or friends of same. Are we calm now.

(BTW, nice Honda trim. I think the gold H would go better with the red background, however).

[Is It Fascism Yet]

2. Smack him once for me too

the bastid needs a bitch slap bad.

[CornField]

3. I'd pay to see it.

[glarius]

4. I think Carolyn Parrish handled him pretty well tho, don't you?

He was an overbearing boor, but she didn't let him get away with anything....When he was saying Canada needs the USA but America doesn't need Canada and she said, "if we turned off the hydro to California, you'd see who needs who" (or something like that) he didn't have a smart answer for that....Every time I see him on TV, I want to throw something at him....I can't stand his smarmy attitude!

[HEyHEY]

5. See, I missed that clip..

That's EXACTLY what I wanted to hear... I just heard her say the stuff about "We need each other" and was dissapointed. Hiopefully I can see the whole thing.

[glarius]

7. She was on Wolf Blitzer's show with Tucker...I saw it live

She really did a good job of making him look bad! When CNN shows clips of it they won't show anything that makes Tucker look bad,,,:)

[mark11727]

8. Jon Stewart was right about Tucker....

.. and yes, Tucker is an incredibly smack-able little twerp.

[yvr girl]

6. He was pretty smarmy today.

Everyone dog-sledding indeed. Try that in Vancouver, buddy. America needs our energy more than we need the stuff you manufacture - oh wait - America has outsourced all its manufacturing.

[RagingInMiami]

10. maybe he'll let you on

if you wear a bow tie

[terrya]

11. I hate that motherfucker.

I did not see him slander your country on that worthless show "Crossfire". Had I been there, I would have not wasted any words. I would have just kicked him in the balls. Something tells me, though, that I would have had a time just trying to find them....

I've been in your country many times, HEyHEY. I like it very, very much. Canada is a country that cares about community...taking care of her own first and foremost. Nationalized Health Care is just one example of that. Plus, it's a country of acceptance and progressive ideals. Gay marriage is just about there in your country.

I ultimately want to live up there. To spend the rest of my life with Doug, my Canadian boyfriend. I want to grow old with this wonderful man, to love and nuture and cherish him. And Canada is a perfect place to do so. Canadians are just nice, good people.

Fuck the Tucker Carlsons of the world for being so goddamned small, so goddamned petty and ignorant, that they don't understand Canada and her people.