Why do my husbands feet smell like fritos????????

the Princess

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:26 AM
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Why do my husbands feet smell like fritos????????

Sorry i just couldn't resist.

LOL:bounce:

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jadedcherub

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:27 AM
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1. ...Because... they were eating Fritos? Do I win?

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AlienGirl

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:27 AM
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2. Because he's a binturong?

They smell like Fritos.

Tucker

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:32 AM
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3. That's funny...My dog's feet smell like Fritos.

Does your husband hang out with my dog?

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the Princess

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:35 AM
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5. Could be

I'll have to ask

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BrklynLiberal

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:54 AM
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12. My dog's paws also smell like fritos!!! n/t

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jdots

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:33 AM
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4. why does my daughter's b-o smell like Italian food

the vegan earth godess refuses to use deodorant,then my other daughter takes 49 showers a day..........get a dog to lick your husbands frito feet,then they will smell like dog spit,whats worse ?

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the Princess

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:42 AM
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10. I think I'll stick with the fritos.

Thanks anyway.

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Seabiscuit

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:36 AM
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6. Dip them in guacamole

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sans qualia

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:36 AM
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7. Hmm... does he know about this?

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ChoralScholar

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:36 AM
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8. Maybe Fritos smell like your husband's feet.

It's all about the perspective...

it's a Frito-Lay/Dr. Scholl's Conspiracy if you ask me.

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the Princess

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:43 AM
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11. LOL

:bounce: You're funny!

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man4allcats

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:37 AM
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9. Well, one can only hope

he hasn't been tiptoeing through the chippies. :-)

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the Princess

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:56 AM
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13. OK PEOPLE - PEOPLE

PUT DOWN YOUR DOGS FEET!! Put them down. this was not meant as an excuse for you all to go and smell you dogs feet.

OK - now step away from the dog - slowly.

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Bat Boy

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Wed Dec-01-04 01:58 AM
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14. Because you've been sucking on his toes?

Just a thought...

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Tom Kitten

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Wed Dec-01-04 02:07 AM
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15. Is it not obvious?

While Fritos Corn Chips claim to be made from real corn, they weren't necessarily talking about the corns that grow on ears ya know!

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the Princess

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Wed Dec-01-04 02:20 AM
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16. OH................MY.............GOD!

Do you have the answer to "Why are we here" too!

I bow to the All Knowing one *curtsie*

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Tom Kitten

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Wed Dec-01-04 02:44 AM
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17. well that's obvious too!

We are here to experience the joy of victory! and the agony of de feet!

Oh I'm sorry...I thought this was the Wide World of Sports thread...

I'm sorry Princess....peas?

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the Princess

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Wed Dec-01-04 02:50 AM
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18. mmmmmmmmmm a piece

Oh wait - was that peas??

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Dec-01-04 10:54 AM
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19. Man - I was just sitting down to breakfast - there goes that!

:puke:

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terrya

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Wed Dec-01-04 11:01 AM
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21. LOL

LOL is a hoary, stupid cliche, I know.

But I did laugh out loud at your comment. :-)

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CO Liberal

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Wed Dec-01-04 11:00 AM
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20. They've Smelled Of Worse Things, Ya Know....

But I shant elaborate.

:-)

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