Is this the right room for an argument?

[Zomby Woof]

I'd like to have an argument, please.

[pres2032]

1. No.

[ChoralScholar]

2. you'll do no such thing!!!

We NEVER have arguments in here. And we NEVER use SARCASM.

[Bat Boy]

3. I'm sorry. This is abuse.

[Zomby Woof]

7. No it isn't

[Bat Boy]

9. Shut your festering gob, ya tit!

Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee nosed, malodorous pervert!

On edit: The sad part is, I didn't have to look that up. It's permanently etched in my brain. I'm such a dork...

[Zomby Woof]

10. You said "tit"

Sexist! Harrumph.

[realisticphish]

11. lmao me too

...god that show is genious


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Bat Boy]

23. I bought the entire DVD set...

Then realized that I could have saved a lot of money by just reciting the whole damn thing with my eyes closed.

I could be a brain surgeon and a rocket scientist, if I could just free up the brain space devoted to Python...

[realisticphish]

26. o you know it

can i tell you what was said in my poli sci lecture today? fuck no. But can i recite the entire dead parrot sketch? of course.

how much did the dvds set you back? i was gonna ask for them for christmas



:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Bat Boy]

28. Found 'em at Costco several years ago for about $100.00

I was teaching sketch comedy writing at the time, so I was able to justify it.

[Runcible Spoon]

4. you stink.

and what the hell is a zombywoof anyway?

[Runcible Spoon]

16. well answer me dammit!

what IS a zombywoof!

[Bat Boy]

19. You'll have to ask Frank Zappa...

Other than that, I cannot say. It is forbidden.

[Runcible Spoon]

21. yeah like I'm gonna get a straight answer out of FRANK ZAPPA???

eom

[Bat Boy]

25. Frank gave nothing but straight answers.

It was the questions that were all convoluted.

[Itascapark]

5. You want the shop two doors down...

Ask for George.

[bettyellen]

6. how the hell did YOU get in here?

[Mojambo]

8. No, You Jackass! Now Beat It!

Something like that?

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. No.. now again back to you cage!

:evilgrin:

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[Zomby Woof]

14. No!

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Thats, a bad, bad Woof! I said back in your cage!

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[elperromagico]

13. I've told you once; I can't argue unless you've paid.

[RagingInMiami]

15. arguing doesn't come cheap

[fryguy]

17. Oh look, this isn't an argument!

An argument isn't just contradiction.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. can be

[fryguy]

20. No it ISN'T!

Argument is an intellectual process. A contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

27. no it isn't

[American Tragedy]

22. Might I refer you to I/P Affairs?

[RagingInMiami]

29. where were you when blue and white was terrorizing the other forums

[Left Brain]

30. Did you want fries with that argument? (n/t)

[Timebound]

31. Absolutely Not! Onion Rings are better. PERIOD. n/t