0007
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Wed Dec-01-04 09:07 AM
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Pre-Holiday PMS
I don't want to be thankful this year. I don't want to eat turkey and I could care if I never again tasted your mother's cornbread stuffing. I hate sweet potato pie. I hate mini marshmallows. I hate doing dishes while you watch football.
I hate Christmas. I hate name-drawing. I hate tree-trimming, gift-wrapping, and Rudolph the zipper-necked red-nosed reindeer. I just want to skip the whole merry mess— unless, of course, you'd like to try to change my mind. You could start by telling me I'm pretty and leaving me your charge cards and all your cash by Ginger Andrews, from An Honest Answer
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Wed Dec-01-04 09:17 AM
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it's these holidays," Tis the season to fart your head off " tra la la la la....... 0007 you got it right this time of year is insane.
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