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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 10:22 AM
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I am the Watcher.
I see all that occurs on Earth. I have recorded its history, and observed its inhabitants for millennia. As per my duties, I have also watched, heard, and read every form of entertainment, for society can be changed by its culture, and negative cultural influence can spread like a virus among people.

Though I am pledged not to interfere, your nation has reached a turning point in its history. I may share my observations, the choice is ultimately yours.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 10:24 AM
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1. Share away sunshine
and what are those black things hanging down between your legs?
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 10:27 AM
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2. That's the shadows of my cape.
And your disturbing interest has been catalogued in section JT-187428-Q8 of the Sexual Perversions of Homo Sapiens memory bank of my positronic mainframe.

I see all.
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 10:39 AM
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3. ok, but do you TELL all?
we wait with bated breath.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 10:48 AM
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4. Only when necessary to prevent planetary holocaust
I once showed Galactus some Chavez-bashing threads from here when he was about to eat a planet. He laughed so hard he fell over his own biosphere-sucking machine. In the meantime, his herald was able to find another suitable planet without intelligent life.
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 11:02 AM
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5. What's the real deal between * and Condi?
And do I really want to know?
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 11:20 AM
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9. Section JT-187104-L7 of my memory banks cited above
sustained serious damage from the extremeness of the recorded events. Only the high priest class of the Sentient Molibdenum Icosahedrons of Juxhal IX are known to exhibit behavior of similar perversity.

I think this answers both of your questions.
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 11:08 AM
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6. where's the Silver Surfer?
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 11:16 AM
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8. Hawaii, incognito. (nt)
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 11:09 AM
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7. You look like Viewtiful Joe, but OK...
Share with us your wisdom.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 11:22 AM
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10. Be thankful your dimension does not exhibit superhuman beings like mine.
Imagine G. W. Bush with, say, Victor von Doom's technology. Or John Ashcroft with the Eye of Agamotto.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 11:28 AM
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11. *involuntary shudder*
:scared:

You're right--that is frightening.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 12:01 PM
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12. Red Skull once tried to steal one of my interdimensional travel devices
in order to recruit Ann Coulter.

I hope you may forgive the Avengers for having stopped him.
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