I think I'm gonna be sick

[LDS Jock]

There were some tortillas on the table this morning, so I thought I'd have one or two, dipping them in honey. Yum, I love doing that. I assumed my sister had bought them. After downing the first one, thinking it was just lumpy, I notice something. As I'm getting the second one out, its moldy. Not just a little, but a lot. The white, bubbly kind of mold. I look at the date on the package and they are ancient, over a month past expiration. I ate a giant, moldy tortilla. :puke:

[LynnTheDem]

1. ROTFL!!!

Sorry...not nice to laugh..."giant mouldy tortilla...LOL!!!

Oops sorry I did it again.

Well, look at it this way; you won't need any penicillin shots. Ever.

:D

[LDS Jock]

8. it was a giant one

one of the extra large tortillas, about ten inches across. I love to dip flour tortillas in honey. Now I'll never be able to do it again. :cry:

[LynnTheDem]

11. YIKES!

*SNORT*

Oops. Drats. Did it again. Sorry.

"It was a giant one"...BWAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! *GASP*

STOP it, yer KILLING me here!!! *wiping away tears*

Wow I've got a really mean sense of humor today. Sorry, sorry, sorry! :pals:

Give it a few days, and you'll be back to scoffing down giant tortillas with honey.

ALL THINGS PASS, even GIANT MOLDY TORTILLAS...ROTFLMAO!!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. call your doctor just to be sure.

[MsAnthropy]

3. Consider it penicillin--you'll never be sick again!

[LynnTheDem]

7. Whew! I'm so glad I'm not the only mean person today :D

LOL!!!

"I ate a giant moldy tortilla"...rotfl!!! Dunno why I find that hysterically funny.

Oh damn, I was laughing again. Sorry.

*snort*

[kiki]

4. There's a shop

in my neighbourhood - not only do they sell out-of-date food, but they stick the price label on top of the sell-by date so you can't even tell. I first discovered this in 2003, when I bought some sesame oil dated 2002. Went in there the other day and they were STILL selling the same batch of sesame oil.

Bastards.

[BlueJazz]

5. I propose a new saying (sorta)....

"When you get up in the morning, eat a Giant Moldy Tortilla....From that point forward, ain't nothing that happens during your day can truly bother you".

[Flammable Materials]

6. ............ ew?

To quote Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction: "That is some fucked up repugnant shit."

:D

[CornField]

9. At least you got your honey fix?

Silver lining?

[LDS Jock]

10. well, for the most part

but I wanted another one, just not a moldy one. I ended up having to eat the honey with bread, which isn't nearly as good.

[elehhhhna]

12. Honey is antimicrobial or antibacterial...you saved yourself!