Each morning, the President reads ONE report first. It's called...

[Paragon]

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

1. Don't knock Highlights!

:D That is easily a 3rd grade reading level. That's a bit better than what he used to read...

[MaineDem]

2. Does he look for the hidden pictures?

Is Highlights still around? Man, I used read it in the dentist's office as a kid. :)

[nuxvomica]

7. He probably can't find the hidden weasels in the picture

Just as well. Cheney told him not to reveal their whereabouts if he could find them.

[Mikimouse]

3. LOL, I'll bet he identifies with

Goofus!:hippie:

[Spirochete]

18. DEfinitely

He probably regards that show-off, Gallant, as a terrorist.

[Girlfriday]

4. LOL

:yourock:

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Actually, he might consider this one...

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

13. Edit: never mind (n/t)

[disgruntella]

6. "How I Spent My Summer Vacation" By George W. Bush

(ghostwritten by Rove)

Although the original post is the funnier answer LOL.

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. do you think

that he would go through something with that manny words to read, i think he just skims the funny pages in the paper.

[Philostopher]

19. They only read BC and Mallard Fillmore to him.

The others only confuse him.

[leftist_rebel1569]

9. LOL

nice...very nice.

[Don_G]

10. Who Reads It To Him?

The Cat In The Hat?

[corarose]

11. The back of the Rubbing Alcohol Bottle?

:kick:

[AntiCoup2K4]

12. The last thing Junior read....

[pansypoo53219]

14. this is the man???

with his finger on the 'button'. Retadicans must PAY.

[MaineDem]

16. Oh please tell me this was Photoshopped

This is as bad as when he was looking through binoculars with the lens caps still on.

What a sad excuse for a president!

[Bossy Monkey]

17. It was photoshopped. Still funny though.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bushbook.asp

[corarose]

15. Dick & Jane....See spot run see Jr drop Spot on his head & laugh & run

Dumb jerk dropped Barney the other day.

[Darranar]

20. Hey!

Highlights is a leftist magazine! it teaches people horrible things like tolerance and respect for others! it is part of the vile liberal media!