ohiosmith
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Wed Dec-01-04 11:03 AM
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Why do my Fritos smell like my wife's feet? |
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Wed Dec-01-04 11:04 AM
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1. Maybe your wife has corns? |
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Wed Dec-01-04 11:05 AM
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2. Does she use Cheetos for eyeliner? |
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Wed Dec-01-04 11:06 AM
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3. More importantly, why does your wifes feet smell like Fritos? |
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Wed Dec-01-04 11:06 AM
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4. The real question should be |
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why do your wife's feet smell like fritos?
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Wed Dec-01-04 11:07 AM
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5. She doesn't shop at Payless does she? |
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When I wore Payless shoes awhile back I had a similar foot odor. Switching to different store/brands made a world of difference. I'll be very embarrassed if you're 100% kidding.
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Wed Dec-01-04 11:08 AM
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Wed Dec-01-04 11:16 AM
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7. Fritos pronounced "Free Toes" ...coincidence? |
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I think not!
It's quite obvious Fritos are made out of toenails and toe jam.
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Wed Dec-01-04 11:21 AM
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8. She steped on some Fritos? |
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