The "Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good Lord Split Ya" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"@#$% Canadanians. That reminds me, need to change that
seal--a title like 'President' is just soooo pre-September 11th."

[Arkana]

1. Now how do these damn stairs work again? LAURA! GIT OVER HERE!

[HeeBGBz]

2. "Oh well, I still have my dick."

"I think."

[AlCzervik]

3. "Wow, according to that seal i really am the the President!"

"I've overcome the soft bigotry of low expectations."

[WildClarySage]

4. Damn, Karl won't let me

nuke the canooks, but damn, I wanna.

[flvegan]

5. "Good visit. Didn't get to club one o them seals, though. Damn."

[ooglymoogly]

6. look at me folks ah own the world

ah'v subjugated the whole world me and mah daddy...well, with a little help from the dumbass suckup press, the cia and fbi and them idiots on the chritian right.....lol are they uh bunch a dumbass suckers it just goes tuh show, yuh just need tuh fool anuff them fools tuh make the smart uns cringe. and thuh smart folks thunk ahm dumb. them suckers goin tuh pay. hell they all goin tuh pay. oh ahl let some the rich folks get richer as long as they kiss ma ass. but who thuh hell knows how long ahl need em. hh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha mooaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah own the world ah own the world ah kin blow it up if ah wont to mooaahahahahahah

[BringEmOn]

7. Alone Again....Naturally