2 jokes, one thread

[Renew Deal]

A professor at Texas A&M University was giving a lecture of the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no
one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up
here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghost?"

Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."
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A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's going
home for Roshashanna.
The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is that the holiday when
you light the 8 candles?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies. "That's Hannukah."

The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that the holiday
when you eat the unlevened bread?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies. "That's Passover. Roshashanna
is the holiday when we blow the shofar."

"See," the Catholic Girl replies. "That's what I like about you
Jews...you're so good to your help."

[motely36]

1. Thank you!

Now I just got a joke from Naked Boys Singing that never made any since before! DU is so incredible informative!

[kiki]

2. There's a Jewish family...

...sitting around at home. Suddenly, the daughter of the family walks in, arm-in-arm with an African tribal priest.

"Shirley, you idiot!" says the mother. "I said a RICH doctor!"