"Chipmunks, roasting... on an open fire......"

[radwriter0555]

(to the tune of "chestnuts roasting on an open fire......)

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
(“Oh! That tickles!”)
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
(“Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!”)
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
(“Ho ho ho ho ho ho”)
There’ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
(“Mmmm…Hey, look at that!”)
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I’m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let’s hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food

“On that, Mr. Cole, ”
“Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?”
“Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? I am starved!”
”Oh,no problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin’ two of those drumsticks, because they’re oh-so tiny and there ain’t much meat upon ‘em”
(“What about animal rights, Dave?”)
“Put a sock in it Melvin”
“You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could just say you’re my meal!”
“That’s a good one, Dave…I always knew you was the funny one in the group!”
“Damn straight!”

And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I’m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you

“Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
“Why, I’m sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There’s plenty of Thagadore left though…”

[ewagner]

1. Sick,,,,funny but sick n/t

[radwriter0555]

2. "HOT sauce dripping from their toes...."

that is so, so wrong.....

[On the Road]

3. I Like a Version Containing the Following

(after the kids find their toy AK47s under the tree)

"Chestnuts roasting on an OPEN FIRE!
Black snot dripping from your nose...

Everybody's nose is just a little out of joint,
which helps to make for Christmas fights...."

[ET Awful]

4. That is just WRONG on so many levels . . . yet

it's still funny :) :) :)

[jdots]

5. chesthairs roasting on an open fire

mommys drunk again.don't you know it's the end of the world,daddys in the pen ?

BRING BACK THE CHIPMUNKS !!!

[Willy Lee]

6. Ahhhh, Twisted Christmas. Guess it's time to drag out the CD!!

(sung to "Good Vibrations")

.... I'm stringing up decorations
I'm freaking out power stations
Fake icicle light formations
imported from 3rd world nations...

...God appreciates my plugged in tribute to the Savior
God would like it if I could keep 'em up 'til well past Easter...


WooHoo!

[radwriter0555]

11. Dead trees decorated for DEAD BABIES! It REALLY IS HANNUKWANZMAS!

woooo HOOOOOOOO!

[Kahuna]

7. Love it!!! The Kahuna Family Singers have a new video for this year!

:D

[the Princess]

8. THAT'S JUST WRONG - WHERE'S PETA!!

But I laughed so hard!!!! Thanks I needed that.

[RebelOne]

I am not amused.

[damntexdem]

9. Thanks, Rad.

Brings a tear to my eyes -- that or the greasy smoke does.

[radwriter0555]

10. The fat dripping off their little noses, into the fire, causes the smoke..

so, I AM sorry...

But nibble and enjoy!