Who wants to mock the best HATE MAIL to date?

[Plaid Adder]

I won't say "ever" because it may be that someone even more meanspirited will crawl out of the woodwork before the day is over. Enjoy!

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You are not a democrat. You are a socialist. You and your ilk have tried to hijack
the democratic party. You are more likely hastening its demise. As more and more
Americans who identify the party with Roosevelt and Kennedy start to wake up and
realize it is becoming the party of Michael Moore, they will either take it back
or switch to republican. You can already see this happening.
You seem to think that if America were just a nice country, everybody would love
us and we would be safe. These are the thoughts of a fool. You scoff at the idea
that others hate us because of our freedom. Well, that freedom includes unprecedented
tolerance for lesbians and homosexuals. Do you think those poor souls, mislabelled
as terrorists and insurgents, would tolerate you. Do you think if we were just
nice to them they would leave us alone? Lady, if they had me and you held hostage
in Fallujah they would cut off your head first. The democratic party may rise again...
if they can shake off you fools.

I see you are going to take a break. Plaid Adder! Don't go away mad, just go away.

Rodney (Straight white male)
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C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Bouncy Ball]

1. LOL

Is that the worst one you've ever got? If so, it's not too bad, right? I've received PMs just laden with cursing and telling me where I can go. This one's so lame I couldn't even think up a response beyond "BOO!"

[democracy eh]

2. Straight White Male LOL

I never would have guessed

(BTW I am also a straight white male)(but I have a pony tail)

[Der Blaue Engel]

8. You *Socialist*!

:evilgrin:

[bloodyjack]

21. "straight white male" has become a kind of battle cry

[intheflow]

3. What about all those Republicans that switched to vote Dem

based on Michale Moore? I personally know 4 such people.

BTW, Plaid Addler, if my history memory serves me right, both FDR and JFK were called socialists, too. So you're in fine company! :)

[progressiveBadger]

4. Yes, damn you for your opinions!

What do you think this is, a free country? The democrats need to be run with the exact same ideals and platform as the Republican party, otherwise they will never rise again... </sarcasm>

[pk_du]

5. I'd say Rodney has "issues" that neither you nor I could help

him with.

Ah , and the chances of "chickenhawks" like our little Rodney actually being in Fallujah in any capacity , let alone in uniform , are F'ing zero.

[Demit]

6. If they had you and Rodney held hostage, I daresay they'd shut up Rodney

first.

[sniffa]

7. damn, he's straight

:cry:

[sui generis]

9. that was uggerly

why do they always think we're so helpless? Well, I guess jilted rodney is just going to have to switch to being a republican, since he's clearly so highly principled.

I'm sure if they had one of us and one of them held hostage in Fallujah, they'd get rid of the screechy pathetic obnoxious one first, and that would buy us some time since they would still be recovering from the shock of a solid jet of bullshit spewing from the guys shoulders when they were done.

Unexpurgated glory, yeah I know.

[DinahMoeHum]

10. Imagine that!! No "F" or "S" words in a "hate" letter!!

What a concept!

:evilgrin:

[MsAnthropy]

11. Did you clean up the spellling and grammar?

I am tempted to think he might be a closeted liberal if he can spell this well, but he's obviously memorized their catechism (hate us for our freedom?!! HAHAHAHAH)

[Plaid Adder]

12. No, I just left it as is

Cut and paste. I've certainly gotten hate mail that was more illiterate, but I think this wins in turns of the purity of the hatred, especially how much he seems to be enjoying imagining me having my head cut off in Fallujah.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[KurtNYC]

14. Last one with their head on wins!

And they can gloat about it for about 20 seconds. :eyes:

[Hobarticus]

13. "My name is Rodney, and I'm a straight white male..." (clap clap clap)

Is he in some kind of support group or something?

[Zuni]

15. Considering that RWers called FDR a communist

and still do, consider it a complement

[Plaid Adder]

16. See, he says socialist like that's a _bad_ thing.

So I would like to see poverty eliminated. This makes me some kind of menace? :shrug:

I guess maybe if I were a straight white male I would understand. Such weighty matters are too much for my weak and feeble lesbian brain.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Crankie Avalon]

17. I'm surprised he had anything good to say...

...about Roosevelt and Kennedy. Or was he actually saying something good about them, or just that he thinks Michael Moore is even worse?

For a second, I thought ol' Zell was allowed custody of his crayons, again.

Well, careful--Rodney (Straight white male) might challenge you to a duel.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. I've come to the conclusion they'll flip-flop wildly...

...about past personalities in order to make the argument of the moment. Hence, depending on what specific bullshit the troll is blabbering, FDR was either the last good Democratic President or a Socialist fiend.

[Droopy]

18. That Michael Moore nonsence is just stupid

I've heard it more than once. Right wingers seem to think MM makes policy decisions and speaks for the Democratic party. Jesus Christ. He's a film maker. The DNC didn't produce the flick. MM doesn't write legislation and introduce bills.

Rodney is a straight up loony white male.

[denverbill]

19. I'd send the moron this article.

"Late on the Wednesday afternoon before the Thanksgiving holiday, the US Defense Department confirmed the contents of a report by the Defense Science Board that is highly critical of the administration's efforts in the war on terror and in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. The report had been originally placed on the DSB's website in early November.

'Muslims do not hate our freedom, but rather they hate our policies . The overwhelming majority voice their objections to what they see as one-sided support in favor of Israel and against Palestinian rights, and the long-standing, even increasing, support for what Muslims collectively see as tyrannies, most notably Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Pakistan and the Gulf states. Thus, when American public diplomacy talks about bringing democracy to Islamic societies, this is seen as no more than self-serving hypocrisy.'"

<snip>
http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/1129/dailyUpdate.html

Oh, and unless the cretin thinks 6 years olds should be mining coal, he's a socialist too.

[lcooksey]

20. Oh my god, that means I'm a socialist!

Now I want a bumper sticker that says, "Unless you think 6 year olds should be mining coal, you're a socialist."

I guess the angry, straight, white guy didn't think "liberal" was sufficiently pejorative.

[Plaid Adder]

23. What's wrong with 6 year olds mining coal?

Are you trying to restrict employment at will? You want to take away their right to offer their labor to the highest bidder? Just because you have some crazy idea about tryign to give the children of the poor a shot at doing something other than dying of black lung by age 13? Jeez! Why don't you just go back to Russia and marry Stalin if you love Communism so much?

Sorry. Channeling for a moment there. Better now.

Sigh,

The Plaid Adder