Cats are democrats.....

[JohnnyRingo]

...Dogs are republicans:

[Neoma]

1. too true

i'd only disagree with 'Prefer to stay home' part

[northzax]

2. actually, cats are the primary republicans

sorry to tell you. They act all independant, like they don't need someone to take care of them, indeed treating 'government' with disdain, right up until feeding time, when they suck at the teat of 'government' Cats are basically Haliburton, they complain bitterly about being controlled, but they are at the front of the line for handouts.

Dogs at least show appreciation.

[parasim]

5. I disagree.

Left to their own devices, cats are quite self-sufficent. I've never had a cat that "needed" me necessarily. But since I won't let them outside to catch their own food, (which they can do quite handily without any human assistance whatsoever) they do end up relying on me for food and, of course, they're quite willing to take the store-bought food I give them.

Besides that, my cats have always showed appreciation for kindness and have never treated me with disdain.

[Gemini Cat]

3. Cats will also feed you

if you are not to picky about what they bring to the table.

Mouse. The other red meat.

[JohnnyRingo]

6. LOL....the other red meat

and chipmunk in a pinch

[Ima]

12. Lol, a little dark meat

don't forget the lizzards.

[bunny planet]

4. Actually I thought cats were Independents.

[VaYallaDawg]

7. My cat is definitely a Democrat.

He portrays every behavior you describe.

[elperromagico]

8. Cats taste better with steamed carrots...

dogs taste better with noodles.

:silly:

[Kber]

9. My cat is pure royality all the way

but she's mostly an benovalent absolute monarch. ('cept to any mice or chipmunks who wander across her path.)


on edit: Hey - my 100th post!

[progressoid]

10. Bush/Cat joke

George W. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"

The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."

George W. chuckles and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans," the child says.

"Oh that's cute," George W. says and he runs off.

A couple of days later George is running with his buddy Dick Cheney and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. G. W. says to Dick, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box.

George W. says, "Look in the box Dick, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."

The boy replies, "They're Democrats."

"Whoa!", George W. says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now"

[CornField]

11. LOL! Both this and the OP gave me a laugh.

[Ima]

13. Thanks for the joke!

I'm gonna pass it around.