Poopy Head!

[the Princess]

Post your clean insults here! Let's get it all out!

[Bouncy Ball]

1. Ka Ka Mouth

[Richardo]

2. Saracen Dog!

[Richardo]

20. Turkish Taffy!

[blueknight]

3. dragon breath!

[mainegreen]

4. gooberhead

[rkc3]

5. Fucking fuck fuckers.

Sorry, that wasn't a clean insult.

How about - dirty birdy.

[CO Liberal]

23. It DID Make Me Homesick for New Jersey....

New Jersey is the only place in the world where the word "fuck" can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, and a gerund all in the same sentence - and usually is.

:-)

[StopTheMorans]

6. ewwwww, COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Sushi Bandit]

7. I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man

For more insults visit this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2111285&mesg_id=2111285

[Feathered Fish]

8. turdburglar

[Demit]

9. your mother wears combat boots! you are so L7!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. Penis Eyes!!!

[sui generis]

11. your father was a hamster

and your mother smelled of elderberries!!!!

[nytemare]

13. I FFFFFFFFfart in your general diiiiiiiirection!!

[ET Awful]

15. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

[nytemare]

17. I want a shrubbery!

Or I shall say "Nee" to you again!

[htuttle]

12. You, sir, have as much right to a driver's license...

...as the illiterate offspring of a whore and a trained pony!*

Yell that one at the car that just cut you off!


* supposedly uttered by General Washington to one of his generals. Except he wasn't talking about a driver's license -- he was talking about the general's commission.

[ET Awful]

14. You son of a motherless goat!

I fart in your general direction.

[terrya]

16. "You, sir, are a poseur and a sodomite!"

Man, that Marquess of Queensbury could dish that trash talk out. For the late 19th century. In reference to Oscar Wilde. When Wilde was diddling Lord Alfred Douglas. In England. In the 19th Century.

[democracy eh]

18. Son of an Aardvark!

anything that gets people thinking about aardvarks is a good thing

[Ima]

19. sure

Thou spleeny hell-hated giglet!

Thou gleeking urchin-snouted hedge-pig!


Thou surly beef-witted miscreant!

Thou mangled dizzy-eyed hedge-pig!


Thou wayward swag-bellied clotpole!


Thou loggerheaded half-faced flirt-gill!


Thou mangled fly-bitten death-token!

Thou mammering bat-fowling gudgeon!

Thou yeasty dread-bolted baggage!

Thou errant half-faced joithead!

Thou dankish clay-brained baggage!

[Phentex]

21. yella belly scum sucker!

[Crankie Avalon]

22. I know you are...

...but what am I?

THAT'LL teach ya!

[CO Liberal]

24. Ya Long-Eared Galoot!!!!

Source: http://www.math.ukans.edu/

[Fifth of Five]

25. I knew a couple who traded insults

he says, "Turkey turd!"
she says, "Turkey turd lover!"

[progmom]

26. snicklefritz!

My brother's friend in elementary school had his mouth washed out with soap by his mom after I taught this to him as a swear-word alternative. Apparently, his mom thought this was some new-fangled naughty word.
Yikes!