Baseball star's wife makes ultimate threat

[Champ]

The wife of a top US baseball player has vowed to have sex with all of his team mates if he ever cheats on her.

Anna Benson, a former model and stripper who was named Baseball's Hottest Wife by FHM, is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson.

She told Howard Stern's radio show: "I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to s***w everybody on your entire team. Coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."

Stern, egging her on, asked: "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?"

"Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1195814.html?menu=news.quirkies

[RubyDuby in GA]

1. I just hope that this guy Benson

realizes what a classy broad he's got there. <end sarcasm>

What a whore!

[AlCzervik]

2. She's a lady....oh woawoa she's a lady

[President Jesus]

3. I love how "screw" now has to be censored.

[skygazer]

4. Well, gosh, who would want to cheat on her?

She sounds like such a nice girl and all.

[DS1]

5. Are we talking one a day? All at once? Is there a draft? Sounds like

a scorched girth policy to me.

Really though, she'd do nothing of the sort, it'd be hard to drain his bank account with 5 digit monthly payments after taking on the entire team including bus driver.

[crimson333]

6. He would be stupid to cheat on her.

http://www.annabenson.net/photo.htm

[NewJeffCT]

7. pretty good

If I was single, I'd pay for a lap dance...

[underpants]

8. If I were a Met I would try to hook Kris up on the road

Very nice.

[DS1]

9. I might if those are real

Leggy - check
Slender - check
Brunette - check
Hot - check

[Renew Deal]

12. Who cares

Just pretend. There's more than enough there. :P

[NewJeffCT]

13. they could be from one pic

They look kind of real in one pic, or else it's a bad boob job.

[Phillycat]

14. They're real-they're saggy.

[Renew Deal]

11. She is hot.

That's gotta be one of the hottest chicks I have ever seen.

[Renew Deal]

10. I have to get a job with the Mets

and take Kris out for a night of booze and loose women.