demnan
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Wed Dec-01-04 02:43 PM
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It's not Christmas until . . . |
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My brother fusses with the tree and sets it in the bucket crooked and refuses to change it.
The fucking lights get in such a tangle I can't get them loose then my Mom and I have an argument about how to store Christmas lights.
The best ornaments got broken sometime since last year.
Someone drinks too much and gets sick LOUDLY! in the bathroom.
The dog pukes up datenutbread all over the newly cleaned carpet.
The cat jumps up in the Christmas tree and pulls it over, smashing the remaining ornaments and water from the bucket on the last unpuked on parcel of the living room carpet.
Someone curses loudly trying to put together something.
You bought batteries for it but they're the wrong type.
The cookies got burned or got smashed - and so did you.
It doesn't fit, or it's ugly or what the hell do I do with it?
But aside from that, I love Christmas!
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LSparkle
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Wed Dec-01-04 02:49 PM
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1. I hear "Merry Christmas Darling" |
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by the Carp(crap?)enters and scream and turn off the radio.
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intheflow
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Wed Dec-01-04 02:55 PM
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2. My sister-in-law gets so drunk |
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she dissolves into a crying jag and tells everyone to fuck off.
Merry Christmas!
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SmokingJacket
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:02 PM
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3. Hey.... are you my brother-in-law? |
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