WilliamPitt
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:15 PM
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My cat is an anti-Hispanic racist |
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Three Hispanic men are repairing my kitchen floor this week. Every time my cat hears them talking, he fuzzes up and hides in the closet.
*sigh*
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Worst Username Ever
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:16 PM
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1. Our chihuahua is a sexist bitch |
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Edited on Wed Dec-01-04 03:16 PM by Worst Username Ever
she hates men. Won't even look at me when I walk into the room, only hangs out with the fiance. And as a female dog, she is, indeed, a bitch.
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:45 PM
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10. That's a great name for a song. |
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Edited on Wed Dec-01-04 03:48 PM by BurtWorm
Or something.
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:17 PM
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2. I think my cat's a Nazi. |
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He's always "Heil Hitler"-ing all over the place.
I think he voted for Bush, too.
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Thu Dec-02-04 03:37 AM
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All of them dammnit, all of them I say!
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:19 PM
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3. I think I trained mine |
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My calico baby HATES with all spit and claws flying any republican that comes in our house.... she's the most loving baby on earth when a liberal comes over, she's miss lap-slut... but when our repig relatives darken the door she draws blood.
I'm rather proud of her! lol
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:20 PM
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a big white great pyranese, really hates people of african descent. makes no sense, doesn't get it from the owner.
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:22 PM
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5. two of our cats are ageist |
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They attack the ten-year-old boys without mercy. Damn their eyes.
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:25 PM
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6. the cat is just anti-loud-talking-stranger? |
WilliamPitt
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:37 PM
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8. People talk loud here all the time |
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The cat usually comes out and tries to murder them, as is his favorite pastime. The Spanish from the kitchen has him all sketched out.
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Wed Dec-01-04 05:53 PM
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15. Shouldn't you be teaching some espanol to the poor little thing |
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at least some basic words and phrases; por favor, si, no hablo espanol....
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:36 PM
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7. My hamster is a Hegelian Prick! |
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Last night, he killed his cage-mate and scrolled the following, in blood, on the side of his cage:
Whereas in Being, things just come into being and pass away, the form of development in Essence is the “struggle of opposites”.
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Thu Dec-02-04 03:42 AM
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:44 PM
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9. I have a similar reaction... |
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but I blame it on the 10 years I spent with the most boring man on earth (who just happened to be hispanic).
Maybe your cat is just a freak. :)
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Wed Dec-01-04 03:48 PM
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11. My cat is an anti-intellectual |
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He's always lying down on top of anything I'm trying to read. He especially hates it when I'm reading the NY Review of Books.
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Wed Dec-01-04 04:15 PM
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13. Ha Ha! I know exactly what you mean!! |
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Edited on Wed Dec-01-04 04:16 PM by Coventina
My now-departed cat was the same way.
Years ago, I used to work for a major credit-card company, taking phone calls in the fraud department. I was once on the phone with a cardmember and I was helping him sort out his charges. He complained that his cat kept laying on his statement that he was trying to read. Then, abruptly, he was disconnected. I KNEW, I just KNEW that the cat had hung up the phone on him! A few minutes later, just by coincidence, the guy got me back on the line (he could have gotten any one of the 50 or so of us that were there) and sure enough!! His cat had hung up the phone!! :D
on edit: clarity
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Wed Dec-01-04 04:10 PM
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12. My Cat Hates You and everyone else within hissing distance |
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Wed Dec-01-04 04:21 PM
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14. I think my dog is gay.... |
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Bailey (alpha male) is pretty normal but Maddie (beta female) actually gets up on Bailey and humps him. They actually take turns and it is just a bit embarassing when company is over.
Perhaps it's time for a rainbow dog collar....?
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Wed Dec-01-04 05:54 PM
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16. Maybe he just dislikes the Spanish language. |
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Thu Dec-02-04 03:32 AM
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19. Who would have thought |
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William Pitt is raising an "english only" pussy
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Wed Dec-01-04 05:56 PM
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17. I had a dog who detested men |
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to the point that we had to find another family for her....a divorced woman with two daughters. And we told her all about Abby's apparent hatred for men. When my husband would even take a step toward me, Abby would stand up, her fur would bristle, and she'd growl at him and bare her teeth. We adopted her but I think her previous owner (a guy) beat her or something.
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Thu Dec-02-04 02:18 AM
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18. Perhaps, just perhaps, one of them has a large dog. |
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Our cat is a one dog cat, and he is umm... in a small white box tied with blue ribbon on the shelf above my computer. We are beginning to look for a new friend for her, perhaps a Saint Bernard. Her old, good friend was a part golden retriever/part Newfoundland. Sadly missed, he will not be replaced, but new friends may be found, hey?
Sorry, tear falling on key board, time to say good night. :D
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