Serious new virus alert from CDC - Gonorrhea lecthim

[blm]

New CDC Virus Warning -- TAKE HEED

(But you're immune!)

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called
Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

[Ima]

1. Glad I don't have it.

[warrens]

2. Bwahahaha

Good one, BLM

[MissMillie]

3. Dupe

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2126767