ZombyWoof recently wrote there's no nastier stink than catshit, well...

[DS1]

ZombyWoof would be wrong.

There is no greater stink than the tactical cat-fart. None. I challenge you to identify an odor more powerful.

:puke:

( and if you don't know what a tactical cat-fart is, you don't have a cat ;-) )

[St. Jarvitude]

1. Some dogs make a really nasty fart smell.

Similar to the tactical cat-fart, but perhaps more repulsive. There's a bit more of the "fecal" twang to it. :puke:

It's especially bad when you're at a LAN party and his dog does it over and over and over again right in the middle of a room with eight people in it.... BLARGH. I kept getting pwned in Halo 2 because I was so distracted by the smell.

[DS1]

3. eh, only the strong survive, right?

Your dog is just weeding out those without the courage and esprit de corps to carry out their mission in a professional manner ;-)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. I don't know about that.

I have run into a few dog farts that could make gypsum wallboard start to deconstruct on an atomic level.

On the other hand, I have yet to notice my parrot of anything of the like. ;-)

[matcom]

4. my cat's farts smell like roses

what the hell are you FEEDING your cats! ;)

[DS1]

6. That's because you planted roses near the fence of bi-pedal elimination

;-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. The only cat I've ever had has been dead for nearly a year.

I bet he stinks something awful.

[DS1]

7. Turn off your freezer and find out

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Freezer's been unplugged since moving last month.

Everything in there's been hanging in the garage loft since.

Does this mean he's dry-aged now? Not that I imagine a 17-year-old cat would taste very good, but there's nothing quite as delicious as young, milk-fed kitten.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. yes - and just exactly who is al hedges anyway?

[demnan]

10. It's amazing so much stink

could come out of such a little body! It defies the laws of physics or something.

[MatrixEscape]

11. On the science of cat excretion

Yeah, it does rate high in the stinkaroo dept.

I have notice that if you feed cats dry food it is not as bad. Canned food really ups the ante.

I can also agree about dog farts. Yikes. I have a hound that goes out in the forest and probably finds a scrumptious carcass that is still not too rotten, I guess. Then she manages to stink up an entire room over and over. They linger in the air like London fog. Evacuation is necessary sometimes.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

12. The worst of all is when your cats are fed turkey leftovers

Let me go on the record as saying this is a HUGE mistake. Just imagine the dreaded tactical cat-fart on steroids.

[DS1]

13. Sounds like a tactical cat-nuke

:nuke: :7

Maybe even a covert bunker-buster - one that busts bunkers from the inside. And to think, the Pentagon spends how much money on how much tonnage of bombs?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

17. Just think how the defense budget could be reduced!

I know I was ready to give up and come out with my hands in the air. :silly:

[GingerSnaps]

14. Are you sure that the Cat did it?

:evilgrin:

When I get mad at my Kitties for something that they have done like take a smelly dump or blow a Cat fart I give them another chance because I'm a Liberal and that's what we are suppose to be like. :P

[Feathered Fish]

15. Cat farts are bad

but babies are waaaaaaaaaayyy worse. Freaking babies- they love the fact that they can make adults want to spew, ever wonder why they giggle when you change them? :puke:

[Richardo]

16. The only nastier stink than catshit is: catshit on your dog's breath...

x(

When she's trying to lick your face... :puke: