mac56
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Thu Dec-02-04 10:00 AM
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I have a sad story to tell you..(!!!!) |
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Edited on Thu Dec-02-04 10:00 AM by mac56
It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of ...
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Thu Dec-02-04 10:04 AM
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1. I think I'll break off with my girlfriend... |
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...her antics are queer, I'll admit. Each time I say, "Darling, I love you," She says that I'm all full of...
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Thu Dec-02-04 10:06 AM
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2. The baby fell out of the window |
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Edited on Thu Dec-02-04 10:17 AM by Richardo
We thought that his head would be split But good luck was with us that morning He fell in a barrel of ...
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Thu Dec-02-04 10:14 AM
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3. When I Was in France With the Army.... |
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One day I looked into my kit. I was hoping to find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with ...
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Thu Dec-02-04 11:36 AM
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4. I play with my dog in the backyard |
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running and jumping keeps him fit but I have to watch were I'm going so I don't step in a pile of...
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Thu Dec-02-04 11:59 AM
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5. I set out to vote in November |
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To drive out the chimp who's unfit But as I walked up to the touchscreen The whole thing was covered with ...
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Thu Dec-02-04 12:00 PM
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Kudos, mac56! :D:thumbsup:
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Thu Dec-02-04 12:03 PM
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7. In response to attacks on our country |
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The neocons had a sure hit: Take over Iraq in a cakewalk But the whole thing has turned into...
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Thu Dec-02-04 12:04 PM
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Nicely played, sir! (in best Jon Stewart voice)
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