I just don't feel like working - someone amuse me

[tigereye]

I thought the post Thanksgiving slump was over and now it's the pre-Christmas motivational lag. What to do? ;)

[Beer Snob-50]

1. okay,

guy buys a parrot,
brings it home and all it does is swear and insult the owner,
no matter what he tries the parrot doesn't stop.
finally he throws him in the freezer.
the parrot squawks for a few minutes and then quites down.
the guy takes him out of the freezer and the parrot is suddenly the most polite bird around.
the guy is about to ask him why he changed when the parrot squawked...

"hey buddy, what did the turkey say to you?"

[tigereye]

7. you know my brain is slow

when I have to think about that for a while. Good one. ;)

[underpants]

2. See here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2127898

[Liberalynn]

4. Cartoon On the bulletin board

in the lab where I had my blood drawn for cholesterol testing.

A pack of huskies pulling a sled with the caption:

"If you ain't the lead dog the scenery never changes." Old but it cracks me up every time at how true that is.

[tigereye]

6. is that a cable show?

not sure what it is. Thanks.

[intheflow]

3. Revisionist Xmas Carol:

Hark the Neo-Pagans Sing
by Sunblade
Tune: Hark the Herald Angels Sing)


Hark the Neo Pagans sing,
Glory to the Holly King!
Peace on Earth and mercy mild,
God and Goddess reconciled,
Hear us now as we proclaim,
We have risen from the flames,
Our ancient Craft now we reclaim,
In the God and Goddess' names
Hark the Neo-Pagans sing,
Glory to the Holly King!

[tigereye]

9. that's good

[Susang]

5. Dance, monkeys, dance!

I'm sorry I don't have any simians to to do a jig for you. Things are slow around here too and I'm bored out of my freakin' mind. ;-)

[tigereye]

8. simpering and scintillating simians

I like that. I do have stuff I could be doing, but I do a bunch of work and then slack off for a while. I just feel LAAAZZZZYYYY. ;)