Postal Service offers tips for letters to Santa

[Book Lover]

Not exactly LBN, so I thought I'd post this here...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2004/12/02/national1848EST0691.DTL

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Parents should help their children address and stamp the letters, the agency said Thursday. Also, make certain that letters addressed to Santa at the North Pole, Alaska, include a complete return address with a Zip code.

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The letters must arrive in Fairbanks by Dec. 15 to ensure they are returned on time. The post office asks that requests be mailed by Dec. 10.

[MatrixEscape]

1. Santa is a capitalistic stooge now ...

He only works one day a year! The exploited elves work like slaves all year long for nothing but milk and cookes.

The slay represents the corporate vehicle that spans the globe. The reindeer symbolize the members of the board and investors.

People and children have to "believe" that he will bring them something for nothing, when all the while he is the poster boy that motivates them to be materialistic and inspries them to spend and charge in a commercialized holiday.