Post the name of a failed Ben & Jerry's flavor.

[Fenris]

I'll start.

Cherry Orbach.

[Sanity Claws]

1. Tune-a ripple

[Doctor_J]

2. Ben's Broccoli

[flamingyouth]

3. Dave Matthews Band Chocolate Surprise

[Fenris]

6. ROFLMAO you win.

Hands down.:D:D:D:D:D:D

[flamingyouth]

8. But what do I win?

Last time I entered one of these Lounge contests, I didn't like my prize. ;)

[Malocchio]

4. "Cat Box Surprise Crunch"?

Just makin' shit up. Don't mind me.

[BlueJazz]

5. Sweet @ Sour Mackerel

[LostInAnomie]

7. Licorice Pubes

[CanuckAmok]

9. "Hint O' Tumor"

[Lautremont]

10. Cockroach Cockroach

[elperromagico]

11. East River Chocolate Crunch

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Zell Miller Eggs Benedict Arnold

[Zomby Woof]

13. Grandma's Caramel Toe Fungus

[neuvocat]

201. What about Grandma's Homemade Camel Toe?

[Fenris]

14. Brass Monkey

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Dog Scrotum Ski Party

[Flammable Materials]

53. Okay, I want to know how you came up with this one.

Made me laugh out loud.

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. I'm just a clever, creative, surreal kind of guy

This kind of stuff comes out of me all the time.

[Dr J]

16. Phishy Vagina

actually... with me on the planet, that would not fail.

[Doctor_J]

24. thanks for sharing

[Deja Q]

55. ROTFLMAO... sick, but funny.

:-)

[NoSheep]

193. damn.

[Fenris]

17. Organic Carrot

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Tom Wopat Possum Jubilee

[Elidor]

105. o...my...god

:thumbsup:

[Rabrrrrrr]

165. Thanks!

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Alfred HitchCock with Pralines

[BTTB]

21. Compact Disc Crunch

[sans qualia]

20. Helter Smelter

[flamingyouth]

26. Hahahahahaha - I like that one

:D

[sans qualia]

41. Yay!

I feel all warm inside! :D

[Doctor_J]

22. Praline 'N' Pork Chop

[achtung_circus]

23. Smegma ripple nt.

[Fenris]

25. Camel Sutra

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Floor Pickins!

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Abortion Swirl

[Blue in a Red State]

29. Corn of Plenty. Nuts 2U.

[Fenris]

30. Black Forest Chocolate Cat

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. Schwarzwalder Kirsche Tort Reform

[Endangered Specie]

32. Nazi Brownshirt Chocolate, with nuts inside.

[Flammable Materials]

52. Oh crap, there's only ONE NUT in it. n/t

[Left Is Write]

71. That made me laugh right the heck out loud.

[CarbonDate]

33. Whale sperm

.

[Doctor_J]

34. Berry Berry Beet

[Endangered Specie]

35. Nookies n' Cream pie.

[Fenris]

36. Soylent Cream

[Endangered Specie]

37. French Armpit a la mode.

[truthpusher]

38. Daddy Bush's Kiichi Miyazawa Surprise!

[truthpusher]

39. .

[cruadin]

40. Dingle Berries n' Cream

[truthpusher]

42. Dan Lather

[Cuban_Liberal]

43. Dingleberry Crunch.

:P

[Endangered Specie]

44. Pothole rocky road

[truthpusher]

45. Dead Hobo

[Endangered Specie]

46. O'Reilly Falafel with Cherry

:evilgrin:

[truthpusher]

47. Poop

[Endangered Specie]

48. Paris Hilton sloppy seconds vanilla.

[NewHampshireDem]

49. Wavy Gravy Train

[NewHampshireDem]

50. East St. Louis Super Fudge Chunk

:shrug:

[Flammable Materials]

51. "Pralines & Bongwater"

[CO Liberal]

54. Bullwinkle Mousse

:-)

[Arkana]

56. Vanilla N'Razor Blades

[CO Liberal]

58. Kentucky Squrrel-Brain Swirl

Either Smooth or Chunky....

:9

[Arkana]

63. Yum.

[sundog]

59. Bon Jovi Anchovy

[FuzzySlippers]

60. Hairy Garcia

[no name no slogan]

61. Vanilla Ice Ice Baby

(nt)

[Endangered Specie]

62. North Carolina Lagoon Chocolate swirly.

[Liberaltarian]

64. Ham Daquiri

nt

[Darth_Kitten]

65. Bloat Float

:)

[BigMcLargehuge]

66. Pruney Mickey Rooney

[NightTrain]

67. Heavenly Hat; Listerine & Brie; Smegma Sorbet.

[BigMcLargehuge]

68. roofing nail swirl

[BigMcLargehuge]

69. Earnest P Squirrel

[BigMcLargehuge]

70. Donner Party Swirl

[FuzzySlippers]

81. Jeffery Dahmer would have loved that one!

[BigMcLargehuge]

72. Thrombo Combo

Double fudge, cream cheese, and mayonnaise

[Endangered Specie]

73. Liberal Commie Pinko Strawberry.

[Endangered Specie]

74. Black powder dark chocolate, with gun-Nuts.

[Left Is Write]

75. Chainsaw Chainsaw Buzz Buzz Buzz

[FizzFuzz]

240. HAHHAHA Ohhh man that is too much!

[Left Is Write]

76. Snotsicle Fudge Chunk

[Fenris]

77. Chocolate Moose

[Endangered Specie]

78. Gynecologist cherry

eww

[no name no slogan]

79. Willa Catheter Krunch

[Salviati]

80. Leggomyegolas

With real bits of waffle and lembas bread!

[Catchawave]

82. Imodi Yum Yum

[Patsy Stone]

237. If I could rate this a 10, I would... n/t

[name not needed]

83. Grape Gatsby

[no name no slogan]

84. Dennis Kucinich KoKoNuTz

[no name no slogan]

85. Jerry Browneye Suprise

[Catchawave]

86. Phlegm N Jello

[Kathy in Cambridge]

87. Laughing so hard I can't breathe!

[Wapsie B]

88. Meadow Muffin Fudge.

n/t

[Patsy Stone]

89. Last Night's Rechewed Bubble Gum

[Endangered Specie]

90. vice-Presidential go fudge yourself

[BigMcLargehuge]

91. lemony yellow snow (sorbet)

[no name no slogan]

92. GeeDubya's Pretzel Killer Krackle

Just one bite and you'll pass out

(B&J enterprises is not responsible for any injuries you incur)

[Left Is Write]

93. Babbling Bush Surprise

[Left Is Write]

94. Peppermint Dick Cheney

[Left Is Write]

95. Krispy Karl Krunch

[Left Is Write]

96. Gravlax Ripple Supreme

[no name no slogan]

97. Condoleeza RiceCream & Colin-Ostomy Powell

Good apart, but better together!

[Catchawave]

98. Madonna Banana O'rama

[Catchawave]

99. Kreamy Kittens and Kookie Krunch

[Catchawave]

103. Republi-pecans 'n' gravy

[NoSheep]

195. hahhahhahahaahaa

[Endangered Specie]

100. Reichsführer Bush Peanut.

[sundog]

101. David Bowie Chunky Dory

[The Sushi Bandit]

152. clever!

[Groggy]

102. Sticks-N-Stems Crunch

[Catchawave]

104. Iraqi Choco- Latte

[YellowRubberDuckie]

106. Brad Peach Pitt

I don't know...I'm bad at this tonight.
Duckie

[Elidor]

107. Slo-Mo Anal Probe

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

108. Strawberry Spittoon Swirl

Mmmm... :puke:

[Elidor]

109. Menstrual Munch

[Elidor]

110. Spermicide & Neoprene

[CO Liberal]

111. Kitten With a Whip & Cream

Eat it, dammit!! On your knees!!!

(NOTE - This one was suggested by The Princess.) :-)

[CO Liberal]

112. Bunny Pellet Swirl

The Princess is on a roll tonight.... :-)

[CO Liberal]

113. "I Can't Believe It's Not Sewage"

:-)

[FizzFuzz]

241. cracking up here!!!!!!

[CO Liberal]

114. Blow Chunks Surprise

Another from The Princess.

[The Sushi Bandit]

153. ROTFLOL!!!!

[CO Liberal]

115. Regurg - i - Grape

:-)

[CO Liberal]

116. Bill O'Reilly's Loofa - Falafel Swirl

:-)

[CO Liberal]

117. "Find The Finger"

The Princess just suggested that one. She's sitting on the couch laughing, and I'm laughing so hard my eyes are tearing up and I can't see the keyboard....

:-)

[CO Liberal]

118. "Just SWALLOW!!!!"

The official ice cream of Spike TV's "MXC".

[CO Liberal]

119. "Whose Lime Sherbert Is It, Anyway?"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

120. Bada-Bing Cherry

Another one from The Princess.

[CO Liberal]

121. Turkey With Oyster Stuffing

From The Princess - just in time for the holidays...

[indigobusiness]

122. Fumunda Thunda

yum

[indigobusiness]

124. Festivus

for the rest of us

[CO Liberal]

123. Soft-Shell Crab

It's seasonal....

Another from The Princess.

[CO Liberal]

125. "White Castle Cheeseburger"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

126. "Dill Pickle Chunk"

Perfect for pregnant women. Comes with a side dish of hot fudge. :9

[CO Liberal]

127. "If You Knew Sushi Like I Know Sushi..."

:-)

[The Sushi Bandit]

154. Do I know you???

[CO Liberal]

128. "Chili's Baby Back Ribs"

With "barbecue sauce......." :-)

[Catchawave]

129. Very Berry Cheney Cherry Chunk

[Catchawave]

130. Condilicious Icee Ricin Pudding

[buddysmellgood]

131. Santorum Swirl

[chaska]

132. Leftist Limburger

[chaska]

133. Liver and Bunions

[chaska]

134. Vanilla Beans and Franks

[chaska]

135. Lucious Liver pudding

[Swamp Rat]

136. ¡Viva Vaginally Vanilla!

[Flaxbee]

137. Unka Dick's Crotch Rocket-n-Cream

uh oh

[terrya]

138. "Cum All Ye Faithful" Swirl!

Just in time for the holidays! :-)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

139. Phear Phactor Phudge.

[sniffa]

140. peanut butter & jeLLy

this is a reaL one, they stopped making. :cry:

[obreaslan]

141. Chimpy's Mixed Messages: It's 100% Nuts!

[GreenPartyVoter]

142. New York Garbage Disposal Chunk

-----------------------------------
Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/

[Catchawave]

143. Carolina Squirrel 'n' Buckshot Crunch

[Catchawave]

144. NHL Missing Teeth 'n' Hat Checkin' Surprise

[Catchawave]

145. Artest's Flying Fists and Foamin' Beer

[Arkana]

146. Pralines N'Pus Crunch

[AllegroRondo]

147. Anthrax Ripple

[KurtNYC]

148. Juicy Sushi Swirl

[Magrittes Pipe]

149. Uncle Doug and Cream

[pdx_prog]

150. Paul Rueben's seat cushion cream

[mac56]

151. Strawberries 'n' Brick

nm

[obreaslan]

155. Everybody Loves Raisins

[The Sushi Bandit]

156. Dry Heave Spumoni

[flvegan]

157. Brains!

[underpants]

158. pig nipples

:bounce:

[flvegan]

159. Soylent Green Mint

[obreaslan]

160. Ted Nougat w/extra Gun Nuts....

Sorry for the rip-off Endangered Specie. :shrug:

[flvegan]

161. Santorum Swirl

Google "Santorum" and see what you get. I love that Savage fella...

[CO Liberal]

162. The Good, The Bad, and The Fudgy

:-)

[CO Liberal]

163. Bill Frist's "Experiment"

:-)

[DS1]

164. Your Mother

:-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

166. Filthy Crotch

[Rabrrrrrr]

167. Cherries, Berries, Scabs, and Crabs

[pdx_prog]

168. Placenta Party Parfait

[dean_dem]

169. Alettuce Morrisweat?

I got nothing.....

[Dora]

170. Anne Coulter Belly Bolter

[stlchic]

171. Douchebag Freedom Swirl

(Pic of Robert Novak on front)

[dean_dem]

175. Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner.

[pdx_prog]

172. Butt Butter Brickle

[stlchic]

173. Dysentery Dream

[stlchic]

174. Condi Rice Pudding

On that polical theme....

Powell's Bowels

Terror Alert Sherbet (or Ridgie Rainbow)

Rumsfeld Raisin

Rovian Fudge Delight

Sanatorum Sludge

Ashcroft Crisco Swirl with Justice Nipples


Hey, this is fun....

[NamVetsWeeLass]

176. W and Dick's Draft Dodger Delite.

[Kellanved]

177. Helmut Cabbage

Here is a real guide for flavours far more fascinating:
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/photospecials/0207/ice-cream/1.html
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/photospecials/0406/ice-cream04/00.html

[Beaverhausen]

178. Pepto Bismalt

[dubyaD40web]

179. After-Birth Delight

[dubyaD40web]

180. Super Chunky Head Cheese

[Kid_A]

181. Beer

mmmmmmm... beer flavored ice cream.......

[CO Liberal]

182. Peanut Butter & KY Jelly

:9

[dubyaD40web]

183. Snoop Doggy Dog Poo

[dubyaD40web]

184. Name That Taste

[Brewman_Jax]

185. Funky Monkey

[Endangered Specie]

186. Swastika Swirlie

[Endangered Specie]

187. Heavenly Hemorrhoid Deluxe

[dubyaD40web]

188. SPAM

[Endangered Specie]

189. Der Führer's Fudge

[Endangered Specie]

190. Patriot Act Surveillance Sunday

[Endangered Specie]

191. Cunnilingus n' Cum

:evilgrin:

[the Princess]

217. I think I love you!

[dubyaD40web]

192. Hershey Highway Swirl

[ronnykmarshall]

194. Tasty Testies

Was a real BALLSY move however.

[Endangered Specie]

196. Muff Marshmellow

[NoSheep]

197. JesusFarts

[neuvocat]

198. French Vanilla Fries

Or

Plain Aryan Vanilla

[dubyaD40web]

199. Corky's Midnight Drool

[Endangered Specie]

200. Slow-as-Molasses Dial Up Deluxe, a la Modem.

[Endangered Specie]

202. French Tickler Vanilla

[Endangered Specie]

203. John Rocker Nutty Buddy.

[Endangered Specie]

204. Bishop Brand, Altar Boy Sunday

[dubyaD40web]

205. Road Kill Raccoon

(May contain small bones, additives, and corn syrup. Not available in blue states.)

[Brewman_Jax]

206. Rocky Mountain Oyster

[obreaslan]

207. Snatch, Crapple, and Plop.

[Endangered Specie]

208. Rocky Rove

[obreaslan]

209. Cran-Heath-Asparagus Swirl

Mmmmm, you can really taste the Cran.

[Endangered Specie]

210. Dutch Assisted Suicide Supreme.

[Endangered Specie]

MLB Crotchs n' Cream.

[dubyaD40web]

211. Ron Jeremy's Love Sweat

[obreaslan]

212. Buenos Nachos

[Endangered Specie]

213. Freeper Fuck-the-Family inbred Fudge

[Endangered Specie]

214. Hindenburg Hydrogen Suprise!

[neuvocat]

215. Menage a trois

Either two variations of a certain flavor mixed with something different or three variations of the same flavor.

[jdots]

216. Turkey fart truffle hot glue& boogers

Milk Dud Tofu Chicken Broth
Flem & Cheese Wizz
Knuckle Sandwich
Karl Rove Enima Brisket
Wheat grass Bosco Almond
New Jersey Low Tide
Exterior Latex House Paint Vanilla
Copy Cat Thread & Lard

[FizzFuzz]

218. Psore Loser Psoriasis Flake

[FizzFuzz]

219. Whack-A-Dole Mole

mm, mexican. Please pass the jalapenos!

[Endangered Specie]

220. I think we have a DU Lounge classic in the making here

These are FUNNY! Keep it up!

[FizzFuzz]

236. Nominate this thread for front page!!

:P :party:

[southpaw]

221. Trout Mocha

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

222. Rummy Raisin. n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

223. Pork Rinds & Cream n/t

[Sabriel]

224. Nuts 'n Napalm

Only they swear there's no napalm in it....

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

225. Vladimir Pudding. n/t

[obreaslan]

226. Famous Anus Cookie Surprise

[obreaslan]

227. Sinfully Succotash

[CO Liberal]

228. Brussels Sprouts & Anchovies

:9

[Beetwasher]

229. Sewer Surprise!

n/t

[no name no slogan]

230. WMD Whirl

(The WMD may or may not be in said ice cream. However, we have it on good intelligence that they may have been moved to Syria before the invasion).

[Endangered Specie]

231. Sturm Abteilung Strawberry

part of the Baskin Reich's collection.

[NewHampshireDem]

232. Christian Funda-Mint-alist Chip

[NewHampshireDem]

233. Old Dirty Bastard's Wu Tang Clam

[Warren DeMontague]

263. LOL

...may he RIP.

[baldguy]

234. Crunchy Monkee

Questions arose after Peter Tork disappeared.

[neuvocat]

235. Butt Sweat

[FizzFuzz]

Suck-A-Lemon Schadenfreude Sorbet

[Rabrrrrrr]

243. LOL!!

And I mean that - I really and truly laughed out loud, and for about 10 seconds, too!

[FizzFuzz]

244. I am honored!

:bowing:

Thanks!!!! Every now and then, the brain cells fire on all cylinders. :D

You had me going on some serious knee slappers yourself!!!

This whole thread RULES!

[FizzFuzz]

delete. my god computer really bugged out here. sorry!

[FizzFuzz]

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[FizzFuzz]

del

[FizzFuzz]

delete. geez sorry about this everybody

[FizzFuzz]

delete

[FizzFuzz]

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[FizzFuzz]

I think I know what happened--Snickers sat on the keyboard as I hit "post"

oops--sorrry

[FizzFuzz]

delete

[FizzFuzz]

238. delete

[FizzFuzz]

239. delete--something went wrong here! computer melt down! :(

[Endangered Specie]

242. Wow, 12 and the spam filter didnt ban you?

A new DU-Record ;)

[FizzFuzz]

245. I have no idea! But it was Snickers that did it.

Must have been the powerful cat-butt rays that blocked the vigilant spam filtering bots.

[wovenpaint]

246. Toe Jam Ripple

[wovenpaint]

247. Another one! Puppy Squeeze Freeze

[CO Liberal]

248. Albatross!!!!

Fresh albatross!!!!

:-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

250. Well, yeah, but what FLAVOR is it?

[CO Liberal]

251. It's ALBATROSS!!!!

:-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

252. Actually, it's "bloody" Albatross flavour, but I'll forgive you

Cuz you rock!

:P

[CO Liberal]

249. Frog & Peach

Another from The Princess.

[mdmc]

253. what was Dean's flavor?

He had a limited batch made up for DFA...

[mdmc]

254. maple powered howard!

[Endangered Specie]

255. Borg Nanoprobe Crunch.

[NewHampshireDem]

256. Gratuitous Kick

:)

[Bat Boy]

257. Ass Ripple.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

258. Tom Waits Cigarettes 'n' Coffee.

[Left Is Write]

259. One Sweet Squirreled

[CO Liberal]

260. Robb's Dingbat Dip

:-)

[Longgrain]

261. Might I add...

"A Streetcar Named Crispy-Cupcakes".

[NewHampshireDem]

262. Hole's Heroine 'n' Creme

I hear it's Courtney Love's favorite

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

264. Flan Phlegm Fantasia!

Also...

Dubya Double Douchebag

[AwakeAtLast]

265. Ah, hell, I'll try. "Tossed Cookies and Cream" eom

[MrBenchley]

266. Upchuck Berry

Factory Floor Surprise

Listeria Ripple

Refrozen Delight

[name not needed]

267. Ebola