can't sleep - man eating pig nipples will get me

[matcom]

yup. you heard me right. man eating pig-nipples. :eyes:

they were cute pigglets. tiny really at some kind of petting zoo. their heads were maybe the size of my hand.

so, i'm petting 2 of them (they are purring like kittens) when a little boy walks over and asks me where their nipples are. so, i pick one up and flip it over. i tell the boy "here they are". boy reaches out to rup little pigglet's belly and the nipples open up like some kind of alien thing and swallow boy's hand and start chomping on it.

that was an hour ago. been awake ever since.

pig-nipples. beware. :scared:

[ogradda]

1. o shit

i think i'm locking the cat out of my room tonite:scared:

[Khephra]

2. Weird nightmares must be going around tonight

I dreamt that cats were breaking out of the skin of my arms and filling up my room until I was drowning in a sea of catfur. I could feel them slicing and re-slicing my arms open as the wounds kept on healing over.

And no, I'm not joking or making a comment about Lounge cat threads.

[demnan]

3. How about a giant SIamese monster coming to get you!

[matcom]

4. how are its nipples

:scared:

[goodboy]

5. what about the evil monkey in your closet?

[matcom]

7. that's Jasper

he isn't evil, just on the lamb :D

[Debbi801]

6. Eww Gross!!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Mmmmmm... Pig nipples.

Tout est bon dans le cochon!

[underpants]

9. NO SEX THREADS!!!

YES!! Exactly

[matcom]

10. fine

then YOU go fight the man eating pig-nipples!

LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!

[curse10]

11. matcom, you might need to seek professional help

:P

[matcom]

12. after all these years of "knowing" me......

YA THINK?? :D

[SoCalDem]

13. Maybe you saw this picture...and it wedged in your brain

[Zuni]

14. WHAT IS THAT?

I am awake and that is giving me nightmares. :scared:

[curse10]

15. holy fucking crap!!!!

that pic needs a warning! What the hell is that?

[DS1]

17. It looks like Animal Planet is mocking the Oprah episode with the cars

:shrug:

[SoCalDem]

18. It's from some art gallery in France...grotesque, huh??

I cropped the people out of the pic, but the expressions on their faces were something :)

[curse10]

19. do you know which gallery?

n/t

[SoCalDem]

20. Off to google..I'll try to fiind it again

When I saved it, the url went bye-bye:(.. It's been in my picture file a long time.. can't remember when I even found it:(

[curse10]

21. don't try too hard- I was just curious

:-)

[matcom]

23. well?

[DS1]

16. Awesome, you should rent "The Thing" tonight

It'll make you stop worrying about PIGS anyway :7

[matcom]

22. I DON'T THINK SO!

bbbbeeeoooootttccchhhhhhh x(

[redqueen]

24. Heh ... I was afraid to click this thread.

You made me want to see The Thing again.

Why can I have cool dreams like that?