what weren't you arrested for?

[StopTheMorans]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[Debbi801]

1. Everything. LOL

[StopTheMorans]

7. can you be more specific?

:evilgrin:

[WoodrowFan]

2. shooting bottle rockets at a rival fraternity

from a friend's dorm room. Didn't realize they were falling into the parking lot below and landing on a cop car.


OOPS

[dryan]

6. Halloween, 1970....

I let a boyfriend talk me into driving through the cemetery in Cassadega, Florida on Halloween, 1970. You have to understand that Cassadega's main industry is psychic phenomenon (sic). About 90 per cent of the people that live there are either psychics, palmreaders, or have these bookstores that cater to that sort of stuff. Anyway, we drove up there (about 40 miles) and we got half way through the cemetery -- which is very spooky at night -- and the car got stuck in something. My boyfriend had to get out of the car and walk to a nearby house. The people called the cops and they came out to help get us out. Then they took us to the station. Anyway, my boyfriend got very belligerent but I was really scared that I was going to be arrested. The chief (this must be an every day occurrence up there), asked me what kind of grades I made in school, what my after-school activities were, etc. He finally said that I was too nice a girl to be involved in something like this. He said he would call my mother if he ever caught me doing something stupid in Cassadega.

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. Carrying a naked man through the streets of Sheffield

The police very kindly asked us to put his clothes back on, and went on their way - as did his clothes again, after the police had gone. I have great respect for the police of Sheffield now.

[Richardo]

4. Smuggling beer into California from Mexico at age 17...

They just confiscated it. And probably drank after they let us go.

Oh, they also did an extensive drug search of the car since they caught us in the beer lie ("No sir, we have nothing to declare. Really.") :eyes:


Good times. :hippie:

[StopTheMorans]

5. alright, I'll go too

I'd quit drinking for 2 months in college. first night i had a drink again, i ended up throwing a bowl of popcorn in a townie guy's face at this really seedy bar, and, upon getting kicked out, said "you can have your mullet-infested hellhole you damn townies!" (yes, i was shitfaced). then, stripped down to my boxers on the way home, and jumped into the fountain in the middle of town. as a cop was driving by, i attempted to flip him off while standing in the fountain, and my friend punched me in the face (luckily, the cop either wasn't looking in our direction, or felt sorry for the state i was in and left us alone). probably should have been arrested for multiple infractions, but then i couldn't have posted on this thread...

[Kindigger]

8. Ahhh true confessions :)

This involves someone I was with, and I'm sure I would have accompanied him. After 911 when they started the "shoe check" at the airport.

We returned from Cancun after Christmas. They were randomly sorting people into two lines...one line "off with your shoes", the other "move along". After I saw what was in his shoes, I was soooo glad we were in the later.

:wow:

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Murder.

At least, not yet.

[StopTheMorans]

10. tell me more my son

[sendero]

11. LOL...

... well I've never hurt anyone, or stolen anything, but in my younger days I got away with a lot. Sometimes I just shake my head and offer a prayer that I got through my 20's without jail or death :)

[StopTheMorans]

13. well, this is a disclosure thread, and i promise you won't get arrested

so out with it :evilgrin:

[China_cat]

12. If I told you that

I'd probably get arrested.

[StopTheMorans]

14. we won't tell anyone

I swear! *crosses fingers*

[China_cat]

15. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

and I've got a couple bridges here I can let you have real cheap.

[StopTheMorans]

16. OOOH OOH BRIDGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where exactly are these bridges, and how do you define "cheap"? Come on, out with the stories :evilgrin:

[China_cat]

19. 2 slightly used Cooper River bridges

slated for destruction July, 2005 when the new bridge opens. These bridges must go or they will end up as rubble blocking the shipping channel of Charleston.

Asking price for BOTH is a mere $50million, you move. Included are all light fixtures, traffic signals and reversable lanes. Older of the 2 can also double as a roller coaster.

[StopTheMorans]

20. sold!

i'll be there to pick them up shortly; do you think that I could fit them both in the trunk of my '92 Buick Lesabre?

[China_cat]

21. If you made a couple trips

[terrya]

17. Prostitution. Although I'm considering it,

Hey, why not? A new career path and all....

[StopTheMorans]

18. well, i guess that's one way to "give back to the community"

:silly:

[terrya]

22. That's how I see it.

:-)

[gtp1976]

23. theft

when I was 14 I got away with stealing some condoms from a grocery store. For some reason, I was too embarrassed to buy them. Two months later, though, I got busted for the same thing at KMart. I made it out of the store, but the manager must have seen the security tape. He was cool about it, though. He said, give them back and you don't go to jail. I gave them back and he let me walk away.

[StopTheMorans]

24. see, Shrub is right, abstinence is the only 100% effective method

for preventing unwanted arrests :silly:

[DS1]

25. Leaving a lit cigarette resting on a fuse inside Grendel's bathroom

and you wonder why I was out of there so quick? :evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

26. oh, I thought that you left that there for me

sorry about that :silly:

[DS1]

27. Doh! Foiled by a steenkeeng nicotine addict!

:7

[StopTheMorans]

28. next time, try something with a little more cojones

like a dirty bomb, or maybe one of these :nuke:

[DS1]

30. but if I used a

:nuke: then I'd have to pay NTB to balance my car's wheels so I could get away at top speed, and that's what? 95 dollars? Too expensive.

[StopTheMorans]

31. point taken

maybe just sling some poo like our fearless leader would do :shrug:

[da_chimperor]

29. Committing a lewd act with livestock

x(

[StopTheMorans]

32. would you care to specify a species?

and was it consensual? you're a bad, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa d man :evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

33. That's just a rumor. I was only helping the sheep get through the fence.

:)

[StopTheMorans]

34. sir, that's what they ALL say

The Netherlands: where men are men and sheep are scared :evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

40. It's not just the sheep, don't forget the cows, goats, horses, and beagles

Seriously, I've read some odd things in the paper here. There's a guy around where I live that is notorious for loving animals a bit too much. :puke:

[StopTheMorans]

41. my freshman year of college, 3 guys in their 40's got arrested

for screwing a turkey in western PA :puke: if you're going to screw a turkey, you could at least have the decency to do it alone :evilgrin:

[XNASA]

35. Sex with a Miner.

In West Virginia. I gave him the shaft, but I let him keep his hardhat on.

[Bertha Venation]

36. driving on a suspended license

The O.C. sheriff would've been within her rights to arrest me and impound my car. I was terrified. She was very kind under the circumstances.

[StopTheMorans]

37. law-breaker!

you'll be the first on the copter to Gitmo :evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

39. Yep.

We'll all have good company.

Actually, I've always wondered what it would be like to live in a dog kennel.

[EstimatedProphet]

38. I have never been arrested for publicly bathing a badger

And something tells me I never will, either...

[MissMillie]

42. I've never been arrested.

And plan to keep it that way.

[StopTheMorans]

44. I know, that's not the question tho...

is there anything that you should have been arrested for, but weren't? :evilgrin: out with it:)

[Name removed]

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