The Finger-on-It of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy, I'll bet this guy could run some kinda great interrogation. Maybe he ties the suspect down to a board and puts syrup all over him and then lets man-eating snails slime ALL OVER his body!!! . . . That would be some kinda great, if you ask me . . . I mean, terrible . . . like . . . WOW!"

[Willy Lee]

1. Did somebody fart?

[sniffa]

2. we're rough... we're tough

hanging tough... doo doo doo doo doo
hanging tough...

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

3. Practicin' my tough guy face is hard work!

[tk2kewl]

4. You too can be a successful goon if you just kiss Nazi ass

[BurtWorm]

5. "And Hulk Hogan better get this: We're comin' after him and we're gonna

destroy him!"

(Pardon my antiquated WWF reference.)

[Crankie Avalon]

6. "Just standing here trying to figure out...

...when Mike Ditka shaved his head."

[underpants]

7. W:Wow look at that bird it sure is pretty hey pretty bird ..PRETTY BIRD!!!

:bounce:

[clydefrand]

8. Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I heard him say a biigggggg word

I'll get Karl to look it up for me before the next press conference.

[MsAnthropy]

9. Pickles forgot to buy the Preparation H!

[Arkana]

10. "Dick, what the fuck are you doing? I'm the President, remember?"

[MuseRider]

11. I don't know

what it is exactly but I have never ever seen anyone else who manages to look so damned clueless no matter what is going on. Oh yes I do know, he IS clueless, but no matter what face he is smirking with there is just nothing behind those black, evil eyes.

[tandot]

12. "We gonna kill all them liberals...and then make you the King and Fuehrer"

[Nag Champa]

13. "Maybe this "Cirque du Soleil" signature tie set wasn't a good idea.

It almost sounds French."

[212demop]

14. God bless me.

[BringEmOn]

15. I know nothink!